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Post by Evix Jhredmo on Oct 2, 2007 19:18:55 GMT -5
C. You try and get out alive.
Your attempt is successful and you let the wolves and vampires kill eachother off.
You: A. Finish off the 2 factions and keep the vamp babes and saw their teeth off. B. Hide in a hole. C. Kill yourself and go to Hell. D. Feed yourself to both factions. (O.o???)
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Post by Joshy on Oct 11, 2007 21:07:46 GMT -5
A. Finish off the 2 factions and keep the vamp babes and saw their teeth off.
Some how they made you becom a vampire still but you still have all of their strenths, none of there weaknesses. Exept for one, the thirst. Blade YOU started hunting vampires and killed them for the where. Where do you search for first the vampires?
A.Rome B.U.S.A C.Japan D.Mexico
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Post by Snake on Oct 19, 2007 15:55:37 GMT -5
D: Mexico but you soon get bored of hunting them in mexico it all smelled of nachos and sombreros so you get bored, you decide to do something random
A: Sing 'its peanut butter jelly time!' B: watch chad vader on youtube C: Set out on a quest to destroy all porn. D: Drop a brick on George bushe's head. or E: Set out on quest to find someone who looks like Homer Simpson.
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Post by pavelnemesis on Oct 31, 2007 19:25:30 GMT -5
A: Sign 'It's peanut butter jelly time!' and dance, untill you notice someone and run off. You thinking about:
A: Porn B: About life and why it is important C: Your girlfriend D: Your dog
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Post by Evix Jhredmo on Oct 31, 2007 20:33:52 GMT -5
B: About life and why it is important
While thinking about this, the vampire community has returned from it's ashes and wants to kill you due to your skill and they wants your blood to create a vaccine for their weaknesses. You're attacked by 2 vampires.
You: A. Kill them both with 'leet skills but at the loss of 2/3 HP. B. Peel outta thither with your hot Hybrid XL. C.Cast Pwnage of the Face, on a nearby couple making out, with a 2d20 roll and risk a rebuke attack on your bullocks. D. All of the above (loss of 4/5 mana with no regeneration for .5 hours).
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Post by Joshy on Nov 3, 2007 3:12:38 GMT -5
C.Cast Pwnage of the Face, on a nearby couple making out, with a 2d20 roll and risk a rebuke attack on your bullocks.
After you finish your little DBZ moment you realize you've destroyed everything in the universe exept the vampires. You nor the vamps cant breath now. You
A. try and rebuild the universe in 3.00006 milliseconds before you suffercate B. accept your imminent death C. use your last breath to say your last words D. try and kill the vamps before you die
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Post by Jeryen on Mar 12, 2008 5:21:48 GMT -5
A. try and rebuild the universe in 3.00006 milliseconds before you suffercate
After you fix the universe back to its former glory, you kill the vampires on a unknown planet. With no way back home, you:
A: Swing your hands around and see if a alien will pick you up B: Find people and create a new civilization on the planet C: explode into space and hope for the best D: Do the hokey-Pokey for the rest of your days
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Post by Muldoon on Mar 12, 2008 7:47:12 GMT -5
A. Swing your hands around and see if an alien will pick you up.
After an Alien happens to see you and pick you up, They attempt to PWN you and take you back to their planet to experiment on. You:
A. Round house kick them in the face. B. Hit the Auto- Destruct button. C. Eat half a burrito then burn them both in the eyes with the hotness of the Mexican food. D. Challenge them to a game of counter strike and try to pwn them for you freedom.
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Slyde
Zombie Hunter
Look into my eyes...
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Post by Slyde on Mar 12, 2008 7:54:39 GMT -5
A. Round house kick them to the face.
Remembering that you were descended from Chuck Norris, you round house kick everything into the next millennium. Chuck Norris suddenly appears in front of you, apparently angry at the fact you used his round house kick. He prepares to give You his ULTRA MEGA HYPER round house kick to the face. You:
A. Beg for Mercy B. Run like a sissy. C. Scream like a little girl. D. Round house kick him before he does.
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Post by Muldoon on Mar 12, 2008 8:02:25 GMT -5
D. Round house kick him before he can.
He catches your kick and flips you on your back but allows you to live because you are decedent. He helps you up and restores the galaxy to the point before your roundhouse kick. The two aliens are joined by 30 more, You:
A. Ask for Chuck Norris to help you. B. Use the force and blow them all away. C. Use the DeLorean that the aliens have to go back in time. D. Run off crying and leave Chuck to deal with the aliens alone.
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Kellor
Alive
Crom! Count the dead!
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Post by Kellor on Mar 24, 2008 20:40:01 GMT -5
(OOC: No one has been on this game in a while so I figured I'd help bring it back A. Ask for Chuck Norris to help you. Together you and Chuck fight off the alien forces. Unfortunately, you grow too tired to fight on and help Chuck. You: A. Fight the fatigue and help Chuck B. Run away C. Call for backup D. Collapse
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Post by SSJ Blaze on Mar 28, 2008 4:04:10 GMT -5
B: Run away
You manage to get away, unfortunately Chuck beats the alien forces and two days after you find yourself once again facing one of his brutal roundhouse kicks for running off! Do you:
A. Beg for mercy B. Your strength has recovered, fight back C. Wait for the kick, dodge it and call him a 'sissy girl' D. Pass out from fear
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Post by #+h3 M!$+3r P@r@d0x on Jun 15, 2008 2:17:23 GMT -5
C. Wait for the kick, dodge it and call him a 'sissy girl'
After the roundhouse kick seemingly swung directly over your head, you bellow out the taunt, " Sissy Girl " realizing that this entire period of time had been a absolute daydream due to no one has ever called Chuck Norris a sissy girl- EVER! You sit at your computer terminal at the Nuclear Power plant and lean backwards into the chair. Suddenly a flashing light begins to rotate in the Emergency Warning System. The light flashes endlessly without giving off any signs of shut down.
A.) You try to pinch yourself hoping it is yet another dream. B.) You get up and try to find Stan the Man in the next terminal. C. ) You listen to you MP3 Player and pretend the flashing light is a Rave Light. D. ) You get up and grab a handful of pain killers and shove them down your mouth for a less painful death. E. ) You pray to Jim Morrison.
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on Jun 15, 2008 15:16:32 GMT -5
E.) You pray to Jim Morrison.
Suddenly.... Like a miracle but not quite, Jim Morrison appears stark naked beside you. Surprised and a bit disgusted at his appearance, you stare at him awkardly as he grabs you by the shirt and farts, pulling him and you up through the roof thanks to his gaseous, methane-like, evil smelling, propulsion gas, 10,000 feet in the air.
As you look below, you spot the Nuclear Power Plant explode in giant orange mushroom cloud, the night sky flashing brightly and turning the evening night into an afternoon day for 3 minutes before the light from the Nuclear Blast fades away.
Suddenly, you wake up and realize you had been sitting at your computer terminal at the Nuclear Power Plant, day dreaming the whole time.
Sighing, you lean backwards into your chair, relaxing and sighing a bit after experiencing one of the most bizarre dreams of your life when a flashing light begins to rotate in the Emergency Warning System. The light flashes endlessly without giving off any signs of shut down and you know that the Nuclear Power Plant is about to explode from a Reactor Meltdown.
You:
A.) You try to pinch yourself hoping it is yet another dream. B.) You pray to Jim Morrison. C. ) You run naked around the room like a lunatic. D. ) You get a playboy magazine and go to the restroom to release some tension. E. ) Run to your car and drive as fast as you can.
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Post by Gunman543 on Jun 21, 2008 10:08:10 GMT -5
E. ) Run to your car and drive as fast as you can.
You make it about 5 miles away when HUGE FLYING BAGPIPES ABDUCTS YOU you A)Jump in a hole in time and space B)Jack the flying bagpipes and abduct french people C)Get bored and press the History Eradicator Button D)Streak in Times Square NY E)Same as D,cept on International TV
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