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Post by NotAvailable on Jun 18, 2011 0:38:51 GMT -5
Bonus Points for maiming MisterSandman.
Just try not to use vulgar language, children.
3....
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1..! GO!
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Post by mistersandman on Jun 18, 2011 0:42:05 GMT -5
Cut's a circle around your eye before making a long bloody line down your face to your neck like a monacle with a potato peeler. Before teaming up with duke nukem and blow you up with an explosive pair of car keys. while chewing our last peices of bubble gum
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Post by Caliber on Jun 18, 2011 0:42:19 GMT -5
*Bends an alluminum soda can until it rips, then slits Sandman's throat with the sharp end*
Well, that was satisfying. Bonus points!
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Falar
Zombie Hunter
If you hold on tightly, you may lose all hope without knowing.
Posts: 112
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Post by Falar on Jun 18, 2011 2:45:17 GMT -5
-kicks S.wolf's stomach, forcing her to double over as he sends the knee of his other leg into her face, smashing her nose and making a mess of her face. Grabbing a fistful of hair and raising the other hand, holding a can of soda and brings it down into her bleeding face...over and over and over. whistles tunelessly whilst walking away.
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Southern Son
Zombie Hunter
Nothing is true; everything is permitted.
Posts: 312
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Post by Southern Son on Jun 18, 2011 3:35:48 GMT -5
E-mailing Chuck Norris, to meet me here at the RERPG. Once he arrives, I advise him hat Falar is the new Bruce Lee. Chuck gets angry, so he goes and searches for Falar. Once found, Chuck stares Falar down until Falar melts from the heat of which is emitting from Chuck's eyes. Once Falar has been incinerated to flesh, Chuck leaves.
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HeruMew
Alive
Intelligence Blossoms Into Insanity.
Posts: 21
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Post by HeruMew on Jun 18, 2011 6:10:01 GMT -5
Using only a spoon, Southern is knocked out, and has a pound of flesh removed before being left to die of bleeding in his unconsciousness.
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Falar
Zombie Hunter
If you hold on tightly, you may lose all hope without knowing.
Posts: 112
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Post by Falar on Jun 18, 2011 10:31:13 GMT -5
Strolls up to HeruMew as he tosses son aside and stabs him in the back of the neck with a toothpick. Now paralyzed HeruMew collapses to the ground, his head set for the coming curb stomp that ends his life. Once again whistles tunelessly whilst walking away.
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Arkaym
Zombie Hunter
I'm awesome.
Posts: 107
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Post by Arkaym on Jun 18, 2011 10:44:07 GMT -5
Using a huge battleaxe of +8 awesome, Falar is cut cleanly into small chunks, which are then roasted, put on cocktail sticks and sold to small children as a fun snack.
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NotInterested
Alive
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too..." - Mitch Hedberg
Posts: 10
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Post by NotInterested on Jul 11, 2011 2:35:01 GMT -5
using a beer bong covered in tara reid's dried stomach acid, Arkaym is forced to swallow three mr. pibb blood thinner cocktails. Shortly after, is strapped to a chair and covered in thousands upon thousands of papercuts, then had their eyelids sliced off and is left to watch the twilight trilogy on blu-ray as they bleed to death.
(I like this game XD)
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The Good Doctor
Alive
"This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."
Posts: 11
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Post by The Good Doctor on Jul 11, 2011 12:35:23 GMT -5
Picks up a rusty spork, proceeds to dig out NotInterested's eyes and feed them to him, leaving the spork embedded in his left eye socket, before tossing him into a pit of starved and rabid Tasmanian Devils, who proceed to tear apart and devour what is left of their first meal in a long time.
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Post by lloydsherin18 on Jul 29, 2011 14:38:23 GMT -5
I restrain The Good Doctor to a gurney. I then grab a scalpel and drag it along his chest, revealing many internal organs. I pour some gasoline down his throat, light a match and throw it down his throat. As his insides burn to ashes, I stitch him back up, let him out of the hospital, but not before telling him he'll be alright and just take it easy for a while.
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Post by Winters on Aug 2, 2011 5:12:12 GMT -5
I make a fist, and shove it into lloydsherin18's mouth, keeping my two fingers down his throat so that he eventually suffocates on his own vomit.
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Kyaine
Zombie Hunter
SHIRON IS THE COOLEST DRAGON ALIVE!
Posts: 114
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Post by Kyaine on Mar 7, 2013 19:59:51 GMT -5
Uses his rocket launcher to blow up Revolver into tiny little flesh balls..
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Post by Winters on Mar 7, 2013 20:33:46 GMT -5
Well, im dead, but whatevs.
I take those little balls of flesh, and forcefeed them to the Kyaine. Kyaine gets used to this, and developes a taste for human fleash, which turns into into a cannibal. Then Kyaine and tracked down by the AAACA, the Americans Against Australian Cannibals Association, and is lit ablaze by a flamethrower. While Kyaines body is on fire, it gets superkicked by a karate monkey into a well. Meanwhile, Lassie gets hit by a car and dies instantly, so she cant tell anybody what Kyaine is down there, even if they did survive all that, Kyaine would starve to death.
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Kyaine
Zombie Hunter
SHIRON IS THE COOLEST DRAGON ALIVE!
Posts: 114
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Post by Kyaine on Mar 7, 2013 20:58:08 GMT -5
Climbs up the well with the lust for flesh and rips the flesh of Revolvers bones, killing him painfully.
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