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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Dec 26, 2005 12:03:25 GMT -5
This is a favorite game of UDG and me.
How to Play: Together, we make a numbered list of fortunate and unfortunate events that happen to a guy named Jim. We alternate between posts of Fortunately... and Unfortunately.... After 21 events, we start a new list for a new Jim.
Example: Z-Ramm: "1) Fortunately, Jim landed a good job at Microsoft." UDG: "2) Unfortunately he was fired for looking at porn during lunch break." Escachick: "3) Fortunately, it never went on his record and he got a new job at IBM." Chino: "4) Unfortunately, the IBM building exploded while Jim was inside."
Ready? Let's do it.
1) Fortunately, Jim lives in sunny Miami, Florida with his loving family.
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Dec 27, 2005 14:16:26 GMT -5
2) unfortunately a gang lives next door.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Dec 27, 2005 15:05:04 GMT -5
3) Fortunately, Jim and his family decided to move away for this reason, and they were never bothered by the gang again.
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Post by Sir Ostrich of Yorktowne on Dec 27, 2005 16:24:11 GMT -5
4) Unfortunatley he moved to Iceland and it was freezing
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Dec 27, 2005 16:45:27 GMT -5
5) Fortunately, while on his daily ice hunt, Jim found a whole bunch of priceless diamonds, which he used to move his family from iceland to a luxurious condo in Hawaii.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Dec 27, 2005 16:48:48 GMT -5
6) Unfortunately, the jewelry shop that he sold the diamonds to discovered that the diamonds were actually fake, and they set Jim's condo on fire.
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Dec 27, 2005 16:58:34 GMT -5
7) Fortunately, Jim had fire insurance.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Dec 27, 2005 16:59:38 GMT -5
8) Unfortunately, the insurance company ITSELF was set on fire.
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Post by Sir Ostrich of Yorktowne on Dec 27, 2005 16:59:58 GMT -5
7) Fortunatley Jim was a secret Ninja and put out the fires
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Post by Escachick357 on Dec 27, 2005 17:19:12 GMT -5
8)Unfortunately, he was injured while putting out the fire and is unable to do most of the stuff he was able to do as a ninja.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Dec 27, 2005 17:20:54 GMT -5
(Numbering got screwed up... now fixing:)
11) Fortunately, Jim went to the hospital and is now fully recovered.
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Post by Sir Ostrich of Yorktowne on Dec 27, 2005 17:22:55 GMT -5
(Don't know the number!)
Unfortunatley He had an overdose of Morphine
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Dec 27, 2005 17:24:40 GMT -5
(Let's please start numbering them in order.)
13) Fortunately, he lived through the ordeal.
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Post by Sir Ostrich of Yorktowne on Dec 27, 2005 17:31:21 GMT -5
14): Unfortunatley He became Mentally retarded
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Dec 27, 2005 17:54:49 GMT -5
15) Fortunately, he now has the best health care any country can provide, and a beautiful young swedish aide named 'Olga'.
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