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Post by The Final Evil on Jan 5, 2006 17:12:52 GMT -5
Cornfields, features include corn and getting lost for hours.
Lag
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Post by Blade Seeker on Jan 5, 2006 17:32:38 GMT -5
Introducing: LAGs! (Lazy @$$ good fur nothings!) Available wherever morons are found.
Godzilla
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Jan 5, 2006 18:01:49 GMT -5
Need a building bulldozed in an hour or less? CALL GODZILLA at 555-GODZILLA. special offers for Japanese residents
Item: Candy!
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Post by Escachick357 on Jan 5, 2006 18:31:55 GMT -5
Candy, you know you want it.
Item: chair
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Post by Blade Seeker on Jan 5, 2006 21:19:03 GMT -5
Need a break? Need to break something? Over someone's head? Try new Chair!New item: Wikipedia
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Jan 6, 2006 16:28:26 GMT -5
Wikipedia. Delivering kick-ass encyclopedic information 99.5% of the time. (The other 0.5% is spam.)
Next up is... Beer.
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Jan 6, 2006 16:30:10 GMT -5
beer, make your life easier, and my job easier.
1337 codes
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Jan 6, 2006 16:33:55 GMT -5
1337 codes. They keep Z-Ramm going and going and going and...
Next: The Macarena
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Post by Escachick357 on Jan 6, 2006 16:35:32 GMT -5
The Macarena, possibly one of the most annoying dances ever made up.
Item: cat
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Jan 6, 2006 16:35:56 GMT -5
the macarena:good song cruddy dance
elementals
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 12, 2006 19:22:05 GMT -5
Elementals; distorting life longer than life itself
Next Item: Lightsabers
(and the macarena's actually a demon summoning...it's true, it's true!)
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Post by Sir Ostrich of Yorktowne on Jan 12, 2006 20:06:43 GMT -5
Warning improper use of lightsaber could prove fatal please seek the information of a highly trained jedi
Next Item: Dumpster
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 12, 2006 20:35:28 GMT -5
Killed someone? Don't have a place to bury them? Buy Dumpster: The ultimate corpse handling machine
Next Item: Dial-up
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Post by Escachick357 on Jan 12, 2006 20:46:39 GMT -5
Dial-up: slow as hell, but it gets you to the internet
Item: Cartman
ooc: in case you didn't know, Cartman is the little fat kid from South Park
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Post by Sir Ostrich of Yorktowne on Jan 12, 2006 21:01:00 GMT -5
Ever wanted to beat up a short,fat, Racist son of a B*tch? then purchase your eric cartman right now
Next Item: fork
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