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Post by MLB a.k.a. MattchuLB on Jul 7, 2006 21:44:31 GMT -5
PS3s were actually dooms day machines! When they were tunred on they would emit radioactive waves therfore frying everyone within one mile, wiping out the world. Also becasue they were soo expensive they made everyone go broke and go crazy!
COA: HD Televisions
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Post by GiLmOrE_GiRl on Jul 7, 2006 22:18:04 GMT -5
The HD tv were so realistic that a man who was working in the largest gasoline factory filled with over a billon tanks of gasoline thought it was real and tried to go inside the tv and it expolded and well chain reaction.
COA: Toaster Strudel
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Post by MLB a.k.a. MattchuLB on Jul 7, 2006 22:22:17 GMT -5
The toster strudels were so high in fat calories and carbs that everyone who ate them got so fat that they had to roll out the door and then they would roll over everyone outside. Such a waste for a tasty morning snack.
COAs:computers
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Post by GiLmOrE_GiRl on Jul 7, 2006 22:27:15 GMT -5
Computers became so high in technology that there is a website call "Lets destroy the world.com" and you just push the virtual big red button! And well...
COA: MattChulb
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Post by MLB a.k.a. MattchuLB on Jul 7, 2006 22:36:09 GMT -5
It`s actually MattchuLB. I get so mad from people thinking my user name is mattchulb instead of MattchuLB that I go on a rampage and destroy the world!
COA charliebrown
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Post by GiLmOrE_GiRl on Jul 7, 2006 22:39:05 GMT -5
Well sometimes I forget my meds and I go a lil i guess you could say crazy. And After someone yelled at me for calling them Mattchulb instead of MattChuLB made me angry and i forgot my meds for a few days and my crazyness (or annoyingness) caused everyone to commit suside
COA: Hairbow
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Jul 8, 2006 11:58:30 GMT -5
Everyone goes insane trying to find out what a hairbow is. This causes a group of aliens, which were coming here in peace, to decide not to visit us and instead blow up the planet by using a gigantic chocolate easter bunny which collides with antarctica, causing massive flooding and global warming.
COA: Gummy bears.
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Post by GiLmOrE_GiRl on Jul 8, 2006 12:31:16 GMT -5
The creators made gummi bears so cute and tasty that they knew everyone would eat them and so they put in a brain washing formula in them. The creators became rulers of the world but as soon as they recieved this power they got mad and killed each other which made the brain washey people go crazy and kill everyone.
COA: Brittany spears
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Post by Shade on Jul 8, 2006 19:16:17 GMT -5
Well one day a mad man created a super TV that every one watched that allowed Brittny to spread her stupidity to all the humans! AAAAHHHH Once she did this we all dead, becuase we didnt know how to run any of our technology, and resorted back to cave men, until a meteor came and kille dthe world.
COA: Jennefer Lopez
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Post by GiLmOrE_GiRl on Jul 9, 2006 19:13:13 GMT -5
Jennifer Lopaz butt got so big that Jennifer fell thru went she sat down and crushed the earth core and of course everyone died.
COA: A blanket
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Jul 9, 2006 22:34:40 GMT -5
Some sort of wellfare organization makes the worlds largest blanket, which is the size of a continent, and then shakes it using massive rockets. The dust that comes off the blanket blocks out the sun, and makes the world kinda cold. Too bad that gigantic blanket is to big to be picked up an used. Everyone dies of frostbite.
COA:The word 'BORK'
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Post by MLB a.k.a. MattchuLB on Jul 11, 2006 1:24:31 GMT -5
One day, way way waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy off at the end of the universe, there lived a species of aliens called the Norks,who had the most advanced weaponary in the universe!The Norks lived on, well, the planet Nork. One day a group of the Norks, wondered what the word Bork meant. They searched every freaking dictionary on the planet, but found no results. So, they blew up their own planet like idiots. Then they flew thru the universe looking for an answer to their ultimate question:WHAT THE @$#%@@%@&^%! DOES BORK MEAN!!!! ?? They traveled from planet to planet, looking for an answer, they blew up every planet until they came across the last two in the universe. Earth and the Sun. If only they went to the sun first. They landed right outside the whitehouse and charged in there and asked the president "WHAT THE &!@$!&@%$@^$^%! DOES BORK MEAN!!! Well, the president knew what it meant, but he couldn`t understand the aliens language, so, they blew up earth and traveled to the sun. But the sun instantly melted the alien spacecraft, but the impact from the craft was so hard that it blew up the sun too! And well, the aliens had destroyed the whole universe looking for a simple answer to a dumb question. WHAT THE $!@&%$#@!^@(*^^!% DOES BORK MEAN!!!! ?? COA: Teletubbies Hey undeaddeadguy, thanks again for the link a link to the picture info.
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Dan Flame
Survivalist
Say your prayers
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Post by Dan Flame on Jul 19, 2006 8:37:18 GMT -5
One day, every person in the world was forced to watch the tellitubies. At the end of the show, they encourage kids to use knives. The demented kids then grab every knife in their homes, and start to slice and dice.
COA: Peter Griffin
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Post by Night Raptor on Aug 26, 2006 22:24:17 GMT -5
Too many people watch that crap and think its real...and think they can't die and kill each other wanting to be Peter....and the last person says "I am Peter Griffin......but the only people bigger then me are God, Jesus, and Jay Leneo......and their all dead.....WELL I'LL SHOW THEM!!!" and then he kills himself.....the end.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Aug 27, 2006 8:58:16 GMT -5
CoA: Night Raptor's forgetfulness when it comes to posting a CoA
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