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Post by Lunapocalypse on Sept 12, 2006 8:24:36 GMT -5
It exploads sending shards of PEZZZZZZZZZ every where...
COA: The 'end' key...
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Post by JazzBuddah on Sept 12, 2006 14:04:43 GMT -5
your computer is a supercomputer so the end key actually causes 'THE END'
COA: Hotel pillow mints
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Post by Ash on Sept 12, 2006 16:03:41 GMT -5
The first interstellar emperor comes to Earth, accompanied by his armada. And everything goes well and good, and it looks to be a new age of harmony. But when he goes to the hotel room he finds a mint on his pillow, and so he eats it (not knowing what it is) and dies, because apparently he is allergic to mint. His advisees, his wife, and his evil maniacal son all believe this to be an act of war, and bomb out planet into submission.
COA: Fan Fiction
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Post by Lunapocalypse on Sept 13, 2006 3:01:58 GMT -5
People are to into making their own story lines from original ones making it go out of preportion and make the world spload! I think thats the third time now.
COA: Michael Jackson.
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Post by JazzBuddah on Sept 13, 2006 14:57:58 GMT -5
Michael Jackson ends up getting so many surgeries and face lifts that his face becomes so tight that it turns into a black hole which sucks up the worlds population.
COA: Floppy disks
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Post by Ash on Sept 13, 2006 16:45:07 GMT -5
The flop every human being on the planet to death. Then they go on a quest to flop the planet into exploding, it takes several million years, but eventually they succeed.
COA: Calenders
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Post by JazzBuddah on Sept 13, 2006 23:12:38 GMT -5
Everyone owns a calender. oneday a global tornado picks up flinging the calender across the room causing leathal paper cuts to all of humanity.
COA: Glass eye
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Post by Lunapocalypse on Sept 14, 2006 2:13:11 GMT -5
People begin to get their right eye sporked out of their sockets so that they have to buy glass eyes, the glass eyes were computerised so that the person sporking every cana control them and destroy the world.
COA: Phantom of the opera
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Post by JazzBuddah on Sept 14, 2006 15:06:25 GMT -5
The phantom sabotages a singer so she sings at such a high pitch, it creates all the glass in the world to shatter shreading everyone to peices.
COA: plastic twisty ties 'those small pieces of bendable plastic people use to close sandwhich bags to ceap food fresh.'
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Post by Ash on Sept 14, 2006 16:01:43 GMT -5
Despite what we have been thinking all these years, twisty ties are an animate object, and have been plotting to take over the world all this time. And finally the moment arrives, but they can't hold it. So instead they just blow it up.
COA: To Kill a Mockingbird.
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Post by JazzBuddah on Sept 15, 2006 21:44:19 GMT -5
a 40 year old man see's the book in a Walmart supercenter and is reminded of the time his mother had bought him that book while shopping for pants. Suddenly the man goes into a seisure in which he demands everyone to buy pants. Fearing that not buying pants would upset the man who may be on the brink of death, everyone buys a pair of pants and wear them home. Wallmart uses this idea and stages pants seisures in every store. Eventually, a new pants company comes around who has developed skintight unbreakable pants and they come back into style so when the wallmarts all around the world continue to fool customers with fake pants seisaures, people cant help put on the new trendy tight pants. a year goes by and the tight pants have rendered all males impitant as well as unable to 'donate' or artificial insemination. this causes he worlds population to die off.
COA: grandmas homemade oatmeal cookies "And 'Grandmas' isnt a company. Im talkin bought {your} grandmas cookies."
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Post by Ash on Sept 16, 2006 10:39:38 GMT -5
All of a sudden, my Grandmas oatmeal cookies become very popular, so everyone is buying them. But suddenly every single Jedi is now an enemy of the republic, sorry, every single person becomes allergic to oatmeal, and everyone dies of an allergic reaction.
COA: Those little spray dusting things.
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Post by Lunapocalypse on Sept 17, 2006 6:46:11 GMT -5
'Those little spray dusting things' are magical and make the dust come to life and massacre every one in their sleep.
COA: Mice
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Sept 17, 2006 9:21:08 GMT -5
Mice contract bird flu (don't ask me how that works). Slowly bird flu becomes infectious to all species in the world. Then it merges with SARS, the bubonic plague, West Nile Virus, and Mad Cow Disease and becomes the uber-disease, killing everything ever.
CoA: High gasoline prices
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Post by Lunapocalypse on Sept 17, 2006 9:46:14 GMT -5
Blame it on the arabian knight, he'll explain.
COA: ticks and leaches
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