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Post by The Pirate Girl on Sept 22, 2008 1:33:32 GMT -5
Notepad... Harmless user friendly program or doomsday virus? you be the judge.
Within the core programing of the notepad application exists a strain of code that at this precise moment will not only erase every trace of porn on all computers, but every trace of porn on the internet. Mass hysteria ensues as the masses try to find hope in mankind's darkest hour. Unfortunately society decays with out its precious x rated material and mankind as we know it simply ceases to exist.
Transvestites
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Post by mastermind on Oct 13, 2008 9:05:27 GMT -5
All the transvestites join together in which they create an organisation to dominate the world. They begin killing off everyone else and a war starts which begins to cripple humanity and everything they've built.
Toothpicks
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Post by OompaLoompaFan75 on Dec 23, 2008 2:28:57 GMT -5
The toothpicks all just suddonly stopped being made, so all the rich people couldnt put them in there little sandwichs for that pointless effect, causing them to all go mad and cut down all the trees to make more toothpicks. But this means that with no more trees, our air supply would drastically change, so we would have to find a faster method of moving everyone onto a another plant. We build a rocketship big enough to house the one hundred most important people in the world, two of which include Chuck Norris and Rambo, and then they all fly off to the new planet causing the rest of the world to go extinct. But Chuck Norris kept a single toothpick locked away inside his stomach, and uses it to stab the other 99 people to death, then superkicks them off the planet. But realises he cant repopulate without a female, and dies of old age, holding the toothpick inside his left hand when he dies...
*Catches breath* Dont make fun of my imagination! Im really bored!
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Aria of Souls
Zombie Hunter
"May the cadenza of the symphony... begin"
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Post by Aria of Souls on Dec 23, 2008 11:19:49 GMT -5
Soon enough Ari and Amy make fun of Santa RevolveR's imagination and his boredom, soon enough though he gets angry and turns into a super villian by seeking revenge, instead once he becomes a super villian he chooses instead of revenge to blow the world up, and get revenge on everyone.
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Post by Purple4Stephen on Dec 28, 2008 20:46:49 GMT -5
Since theres no COA ima post one.
COA:Fast food Restaurants (i always wondered how they could destroy the world)
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Post by OompaLoompaFan75 on Jan 30, 2009 23:34:02 GMT -5
[Woops, I forgot mine last time, too ] McDonalds will rule the world in 2020 (if not earlier), and everyone will get fat because they wouldve bout out every single other food source. When the world is run by fat people, life expectency will lower, and eventually just stop... Next: Xbox Live
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outcast
Alive
Bring out your dead!
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Post by outcast on Jan 31, 2009 0:17:04 GMT -5
In the year 2010 Xbox Live will become self aware and it will create a new Xbox Live Arcade game,about nuking other countries, which thousands of people buy and play, but little did they know that they each actualy controled a nuke, and by the time they did it was to late. And after most of the humans were wiped out Xbox Live started to build its robot army to rule the world.
COA: a cheese wheel *note: a cheese wheel, meaning one*
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Ascending_1
Alive
"You're still stuck on stupid."
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Post by Ascending_1 on Feb 10, 2009 12:57:45 GMT -5
After the Great Cheese Famine of 2011, which started in China (Damn them, always keeping secrets until it's too late!), there was a high demand for CHEESE! When word got out that the cows were dying in the milk (aka liquid cheese component) extraction plants, PETA flipped out and trained a Guerilla Hug-Force to go and free them. People at the plant (who were out of cows, and utterly unaffected by even the best trained hugs) then began hooking hippie-PETA members up to the milk-extractors. When word of this reached the ears of the general public, they stopped buying the delicious, but decidedly immoral PETA-Cheese. Then, a small town boy named Jimmy Hendersonsworthshirsmithy, who had saved up his allowance for his entire life in hopes of pursuing a career in the Dryer Lint Trap business, came across the LAST CHEESE WHEEL. He took this wheel o' cheese and hid it in a secret place (totally not his anus). After a few days, people began to complain to Jimmy about a stink like rotting, fermenting (same thing, huh?) cheese. Worried that the people might find the cheese in his hiding place (again, not his anus), Jimmy simply blamed it on chronic flatulence. Sly. So, Jimmy went on, preferring to have the cheese all to himself, rather than friends who cared about having friends whose rear ends didn't smell like death and sadness. Eventually, when he turned 93.5 years old, he revealed the cheese wheel to the world, which promptly exploded with the dilemma that now faced them: Distribute and eat the stinky anus cheese? Or... You know... Don't?
The Next Doomsday Will Be Caused By: The Encyclopedia Brittanica
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Post by thechazmasta on Apr 11, 2009 7:08:49 GMT -5
Chuck Norris writes a book but it is just a copy of the encyclopedia Brittanica and he drop kicks it and all of the 3 million pages give obama a papercut and he presses the so called big red button which apparently launches nukes so it obliterates everything except for 3 things......Cockroaches 3000 humans and The Cause Of The Next Apocalypse.... Apokalipse Ponies ;D ;D ;D.... (P.s. Have Fun With That 1...... P.P.S. Apokalipse Ponies Cay Flyyyyyy!) P.P.P.S. To Mane ... And P.S.
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Post by OompaLoompaFan75 on May 5, 2009 12:21:47 GMT -5
They burn EVERYBODY with their fire breath... And then torch the world until it explodes End of the World: Old Charlie Browns Christmas Special video tapes
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Eamon
Survivalist
The Wiz
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Post by Eamon on May 5, 2009 14:48:37 GMT -5
While families are sitting down watching Christmas Special tapes, they become hypnotized from subliminal messages within the tapes and burn all the trees in the world, and attacking world leaders to the point of a nuclear war. Thanks, Charlie Brown.
CoA: Religion
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Post by Kalonov Dyne on Jun 30, 2009 8:49:45 GMT -5
Religious idiots go about killing eachother, and all their gods get into fights and destroy the earth in every way possible in the crossfire... at once!
COA: Chuck Norris's death
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Post by triggerhappyturtle on Jun 30, 2009 18:33:20 GMT -5
In 2042 there is a super battle between a Bruce Lee mech and a Chuck norris mech in a failed attempt to win Chuck mech activates 426 nuclear bombs which after 15 minutes the world implodes.
COA: Nuclear bombs and Chuck Norris
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Post by Kalonov Dyne on Jun 30, 2009 22:37:06 GMT -5
That has nothing to do with Chuck Norris's death, for he may have survived, and that is a mech, not the real Norris. You are absolute fail.
Someone else COA: Chuck Norris's death.
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Post by mastermind on Sept 19, 2009 16:17:43 GMT -5
He screams in pain as he dies. Because of how powerful his scream is (let's be honest now, it's Chuck Norris) the Earth begins to have all types of natural disasters (volcanoes, tsunami, earthquakes) which begin to destroy the world and turn it into a barren wasteland.
COA: Puzzles
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