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Post by Kalonov Dyne on Sept 26, 2009 8:37:24 GMT -5
Easy. The earth falls into a million pieces and nobody can put it back together again, for it was proven not to be flat.
COA: Safety
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Rosetta
Survivalist
Zombie Hunting: Its not just a Sport...
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Post by Rosetta on Sept 26, 2009 8:44:19 GMT -5
Slowly more and more Safety measures are put in place, and when Aliens come and destroy everything, no one is in any position to stop them, too safe to be able to do anything.
COA: Flash Animations
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dbuhos
Alive
Captain
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Post by dbuhos on Sept 27, 2009 9:54:21 GMT -5
Flash you say ?
Somebody makes a flash movie whit a lot of flashes and colors changes and adds a virus to it which blocks your computer and keeps it on even if you stop the electricity. Peoples send the link to the flash movie as spam/meme.
Making seizures killing peoples. Shortly it reaches at the top of the meme list and somebody hi-jacks the TV and mutates the flash to make it flash 300 times per second,at shows the flash on every TV channel from every nation on the globe killing all the peoples.
The remaining survivors die of headaches (Oh shi- this was inspired after Revolver's "Seizure,when colors can kill you" quote)
COA : Salt.
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Post by rezidentevilman on Sept 27, 2009 15:16:41 GMT -5
A giant meteor made of sodium chloride from outer space comes down to the Earth's surface, the burning atmosphere burning the meteor so all the salt fell down into people's eyes. All the salt had nowhere to go. It killed plant life, animals, and soon sucked all the oceans dry. People were forced to eat it to survive, but soon became dehydrated and died.
COA: Denture cream
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Post by General Skar on Sept 28, 2009 18:34:57 GMT -5
everyone decided that a single (city sized) factory would make all the food for the people of earth. a dentist then went inside his pants, shirt and jacket with denture cream laced with arsinic and jumped to the machine that makes the food. two weeks later the entire planets is dead, but on the bright side their teeth are now clean and super shiny.
COA: McDonalds
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Post by Kalonov Dyne on Sept 28, 2009 23:39:35 GMT -5
Basically, McDonalds and BurgerKing have a giant fast food contest. McDonald's plastic burger(Yes, their food IS quality plastic) had to be cooked over the largest active volcano on earth. The pressure built up, and the world popped. Bet you didn't see that one coming
COA: McDonalds(The way everyone was expecting)
Everyone got fat, the earth became too heavy, and we went hurtling into the sun.
COA: This Forum
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Post by rezidentevilman on Sept 29, 2009 8:58:22 GMT -5
A mind-scrambling virus (Sorry 'bout the obvious reference to Fringe ) enters this forum and when everyone finally joins the website, their brains get scrambled, thus the end of the world. COA: Over-cooked Pizza
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Post by General Skar on Oct 5, 2009 18:12:46 GMT -5
pizza is now the only food in the world and so people are always overcooking their pizza. one day the overcooked pizza's start flying and eating people, the people who are attacked and survive turn into pizza's themselves. After a few weeks the everyone in the world has now turned into a pizza.
COA: paris hilton
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Post by The Pirate Girl on Mar 14, 2010 10:01:57 GMT -5
It turns out when paris Hilton was always saying "Thats hot" it was in fact her tapping into an unused portion of her mind and becoming temporarily psychic. With each utterance of those words the temperature of the planet raised a fraction of a degree... after several years it simply melted... Thats hot...
COA: Star Wars
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Post by madmanx225 on Jun 6, 2010 20:15:00 GMT -5
George Lucas kills off Luke Skywalker in Star Wars 7 and all of the star wars fans kill themselves. The rest of the world eventually dies because chuck norris had a kid and names it Luke skywalker and blows up the world with the death star.
CoA: Boners
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Post by SupaLolCat on Feb 1, 2011 1:27:42 GMT -5
An accidental military experiment results in a toxin being released into the world. All the boys wee-wees pop off from too much blood, and everyone dies of old age without a new generation being produced.
CoA: LOLCats
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Post by KR0R1C on Feb 15, 2011 16:07:46 GMT -5
One day the entire world discovers the hilarity of LOLCats, and become obsessed with looking at pics and trying to find pics. Everyone stops going to work, and eating. Thus the world starves to death.
Cushions.
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Falar
Zombie Hunter
If you hold on tightly, you may lose all hope without knowing.
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Post by Falar on Jun 17, 2011 9:13:34 GMT -5
Finally! Someone has invented the perfect cushion! No longer does one need to adjust, move or wriggle to get comfortable NO! it does it FOR you, Once you sit in it you will never get up again.
No one knew how true that sale pitch was, nor did anyone bother to wonder what happened to their friends and family after the first initial "This is great, low price and perfect, I don't think I can get up!" report. They soon relized what was happening when they sat in their own couch...that first ate their clothes...then pulled them into the cushion, eating them alive.
Feathers.
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Post by KR0R1C on Jun 24, 2011 16:21:43 GMT -5
Feathers pepper the world blocking out the sun and causing a new extreme ice age to freeze everything thus the earth becomes a shiny crystal floating through space, void of any form of life.
3DS
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Falar
Zombie Hunter
If you hold on tightly, you may lose all hope without knowing.
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Post by Falar on Jun 24, 2011 19:07:58 GMT -5
The 3DS is such a big hit riots break out across the globe just so people can get their hands on one, those who don't die are so into the hand held 3D devices they forget the most basic function of life and stop breathing....the rest is easily followed.
Allergies.
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