Post by Dragnoxz on Jan 4, 2016 6:19:07 GMT -5
Ok, something very funny happened. I am role playing a fighter pilot of an X-Wing, commanding officers who are in command of their forces, and well, things got very funny.
We (Rebels) were sent to capture a transport and take over a lightly guarded Imperial Base. So we get the transport ship and it is packed with robots and we take them out and capture the ship. Thing is, someone was remotely monitoring the courses set on the transport, meaning someone knew rebels were coming to take it. Transport was set for a course to some random star, and it was locked in and then the droids we had did something to disengage its auto pilot. The transport was then put on manual piloting so a person could fly it in formation with a troop shuttle while the course that was set was still indicating its movement in the other direction. Imperial Corvettes were detected on log range sensors carelessly speeding off in the direction of the ghost course set on the transport, LOL. And that course was set for somewhere across the galaxy. They went on a very long trip to follow the transport, to the rebel main base (or so they thought).
Then we get to the base and it is packed with enemy forces. We inform them that we are posing as Rebel forces to infiltrate the rebellion to keep it from getting out of hand, or something like that. Imperial Tie's met up with the 2 X-Wings and wanted confirmation, some dude in command of the flight of 6 Tie's and his special Tie, claiming they were looking for some Jedi. Well, out 2 X-Wing's decided we are outnumbered and needed to improvise. So we come up with a plan.
Plan was to pretend we are anti Jedi, and have one of the X-Wings pretend to be piloted by a Jedi and run away as an impostor. Dude ditched and the commander of the Tie's perused. 6 Tie's were facing me down, and I had to convince them I needed to help their commander take out the X-Wing with the Jedi. Took a risk and told them to guide the large transport and troop shuttle loaded with the Imperial troops posing as Rebel troops to the base. Got some coded messages to the commander on the troop shuttle and troops on the transport to just pretend to be of the Empire and anti rebel, but not talk much, and to keep to themselves while in the presence of the base troops. Well, my guy and the one pretending to be an impostor Jedi pretended to engage, shooting one another and convinced the main Tie commander I was friendly. We perused the other X-Wing and I got my chance once we were far from communications range and pretended to shoot at him, blew my cover and the dude got on my tail, and I went low and outmaneuvered him, causing him to crash into trees at low altitude.
Got the other X-Wing guy to check and destroy the wreckage of the enemy Tie while I went to the base to give them the bad news of their commander. I told the droid in my X-Wing to take off immediately after I exit the X-Wing and to go check in with the other X-Wing and give him an order. I got out, droid left, trooper got sketchy of it all, but believed my story about the droid always playing tricks on me, that it will return eventually. So, they to report to the base commander. I said I needed to talk with my guys and he said I needed to talk to the base command (he wasn't gonna let me talk to my guys first). Place came under attack as he was replying, Tie pilots scrambled and took off. I said ok I can talk to base commander, or get my guys to help defend the base really quick so we are not GONE by the time I get to the base commander. Dude caved in and took me to my guys, trooper left to defend the base (trusting me, lol). I growled some orders, got them to pretend to reinforce the AA systems of the base and to take out the troopers manning them once they fired at the X-Wings that return, and to secure communications and that I was going to take a team to secure the base commanders area. Well, we ended up taking the base.
We got on the main communications to the Tie's out there fighting the X-Wings, they saw the X-Wings fighting one another, and they decided not to interfere. We used a trooper mask/helmet to talk on the radio to them so they knew we were their guys, lol. So, we explained one of the X-Wings are piloted by a droid, and it is programmed to land at the base, and to give it cover so it could land, and to take out the other X-Wing. I figured that Fracker killed my wing man in the other X-Wing and took it from him, (the Tie commander). The rebel forces have been ordered to dress in storm trooper uniforms to throw off the Tie pilots. Tie pilots have been made aware that the troopers have the base locked down, or something. So rebel troops wearing storm trooper uniforms will be waiting to capture all of the Tie pilots once they land after the fight. If the enemy Tie commander has the other X-Wing and complies to land, he will be shot on sight by the "storm troopers" for being a spy, or impostor.
So, in all (Shorter version)
A Rebel troop shuttle and two X-Wings captured an Imperial transport. Out of suspicion, inspected it and found it being tracked remotely, so we set course for far away, and went another way after disengaging autopilot.
We (rebels) tricked Imperials by claiming to be a special unit of Imperial troops disguised as rebel forces to trick the rebel forces into thinking they were rebels in order to pose as a force to assist the rebels against the Empire, but they were real rebel forces anyway, LOL. (Our guys look like real rebels, huh ? Is what we were saying, LOL).
Rebel forces, in rebel uniforms, were let on the base to defend the base during an attack (by rebel craft), Ties scramble, and while things were going n (Alarms and things) very quickly we took the place over, probably without much effort, while outnumbered too, LOL. (Imperials were distracted).
Rebel forces dressed into trooper uniforms and started ordering the Tie's from the communications area, ordering them to take out the hostile X-Wing (most likely stolen by their own commander, who might not be able to communicate, cause of a damaged radio from the earlier battle, lol).
Tie commander most likely took the X-Wing and used it to attack the other X-Wing thinking it is me, and is now about to be shot by his own pilots.
Rebels are about to acquire several active Tie's for the rebellion, and a new base, and several Imperial ships.
So, one could imagine how this situation is now so messed up. I am just wondering how those Corvettes are going to react when they land at their own base, and find their own troopers putting them in prison cells, LOL. Speaking of which, on that role play, we are going to need to build some prison cells for the returning crews of the Corvettes, and keep up the Imperial pose until those Corvettes are back. Then we will have MANY Imperial ships to convert or use. If this works out, and we turn this force into a very confusing situation for the Empire, I wonder what kind of chapter this will have in the Starwars realm, LOL. I wonder what Darth Vader say at how this all went. Imagine Darth Vader paying the base a visit, and getting a very strange feeling about every trooper on the base, initially thinking it was all cool, till he got deep in the base, lost his ship and finally realize that he was a bee in the center of a massive hornets nest, a hornets nest packed with hornets dressed in bee suits that just let him walk in to the deepest part of the nest, waiting for him to realize it all.
I just had to share this, cause I can't just keep it form everyone, it is too funny and I find myself laughing at the thought of something like this happening for real somewhere, lol.
We (Rebels) were sent to capture a transport and take over a lightly guarded Imperial Base. So we get the transport ship and it is packed with robots and we take them out and capture the ship. Thing is, someone was remotely monitoring the courses set on the transport, meaning someone knew rebels were coming to take it. Transport was set for a course to some random star, and it was locked in and then the droids we had did something to disengage its auto pilot. The transport was then put on manual piloting so a person could fly it in formation with a troop shuttle while the course that was set was still indicating its movement in the other direction. Imperial Corvettes were detected on log range sensors carelessly speeding off in the direction of the ghost course set on the transport, LOL. And that course was set for somewhere across the galaxy. They went on a very long trip to follow the transport, to the rebel main base (or so they thought).
Then we get to the base and it is packed with enemy forces. We inform them that we are posing as Rebel forces to infiltrate the rebellion to keep it from getting out of hand, or something like that. Imperial Tie's met up with the 2 X-Wings and wanted confirmation, some dude in command of the flight of 6 Tie's and his special Tie, claiming they were looking for some Jedi. Well, out 2 X-Wing's decided we are outnumbered and needed to improvise. So we come up with a plan.
Plan was to pretend we are anti Jedi, and have one of the X-Wings pretend to be piloted by a Jedi and run away as an impostor. Dude ditched and the commander of the Tie's perused. 6 Tie's were facing me down, and I had to convince them I needed to help their commander take out the X-Wing with the Jedi. Took a risk and told them to guide the large transport and troop shuttle loaded with the Imperial troops posing as Rebel troops to the base. Got some coded messages to the commander on the troop shuttle and troops on the transport to just pretend to be of the Empire and anti rebel, but not talk much, and to keep to themselves while in the presence of the base troops. Well, my guy and the one pretending to be an impostor Jedi pretended to engage, shooting one another and convinced the main Tie commander I was friendly. We perused the other X-Wing and I got my chance once we were far from communications range and pretended to shoot at him, blew my cover and the dude got on my tail, and I went low and outmaneuvered him, causing him to crash into trees at low altitude.
Got the other X-Wing guy to check and destroy the wreckage of the enemy Tie while I went to the base to give them the bad news of their commander. I told the droid in my X-Wing to take off immediately after I exit the X-Wing and to go check in with the other X-Wing and give him an order. I got out, droid left, trooper got sketchy of it all, but believed my story about the droid always playing tricks on me, that it will return eventually. So, they to report to the base commander. I said I needed to talk with my guys and he said I needed to talk to the base command (he wasn't gonna let me talk to my guys first). Place came under attack as he was replying, Tie pilots scrambled and took off. I said ok I can talk to base commander, or get my guys to help defend the base really quick so we are not GONE by the time I get to the base commander. Dude caved in and took me to my guys, trooper left to defend the base (trusting me, lol). I growled some orders, got them to pretend to reinforce the AA systems of the base and to take out the troopers manning them once they fired at the X-Wings that return, and to secure communications and that I was going to take a team to secure the base commanders area. Well, we ended up taking the base.
We got on the main communications to the Tie's out there fighting the X-Wings, they saw the X-Wings fighting one another, and they decided not to interfere. We used a trooper mask/helmet to talk on the radio to them so they knew we were their guys, lol. So, we explained one of the X-Wings are piloted by a droid, and it is programmed to land at the base, and to give it cover so it could land, and to take out the other X-Wing. I figured that Fracker killed my wing man in the other X-Wing and took it from him, (the Tie commander). The rebel forces have been ordered to dress in storm trooper uniforms to throw off the Tie pilots. Tie pilots have been made aware that the troopers have the base locked down, or something. So rebel troops wearing storm trooper uniforms will be waiting to capture all of the Tie pilots once they land after the fight. If the enemy Tie commander has the other X-Wing and complies to land, he will be shot on sight by the "storm troopers" for being a spy, or impostor.
So, in all (Shorter version)
A Rebel troop shuttle and two X-Wings captured an Imperial transport. Out of suspicion, inspected it and found it being tracked remotely, so we set course for far away, and went another way after disengaging autopilot.
We (rebels) tricked Imperials by claiming to be a special unit of Imperial troops disguised as rebel forces to trick the rebel forces into thinking they were rebels in order to pose as a force to assist the rebels against the Empire, but they were real rebel forces anyway, LOL. (Our guys look like real rebels, huh ? Is what we were saying, LOL).
Rebel forces, in rebel uniforms, were let on the base to defend the base during an attack (by rebel craft), Ties scramble, and while things were going n (Alarms and things) very quickly we took the place over, probably without much effort, while outnumbered too, LOL. (Imperials were distracted).
Rebel forces dressed into trooper uniforms and started ordering the Tie's from the communications area, ordering them to take out the hostile X-Wing (most likely stolen by their own commander, who might not be able to communicate, cause of a damaged radio from the earlier battle, lol).
Tie commander most likely took the X-Wing and used it to attack the other X-Wing thinking it is me, and is now about to be shot by his own pilots.
Rebels are about to acquire several active Tie's for the rebellion, and a new base, and several Imperial ships.
So, one could imagine how this situation is now so messed up. I am just wondering how those Corvettes are going to react when they land at their own base, and find their own troopers putting them in prison cells, LOL. Speaking of which, on that role play, we are going to need to build some prison cells for the returning crews of the Corvettes, and keep up the Imperial pose until those Corvettes are back. Then we will have MANY Imperial ships to convert or use. If this works out, and we turn this force into a very confusing situation for the Empire, I wonder what kind of chapter this will have in the Starwars realm, LOL. I wonder what Darth Vader say at how this all went. Imagine Darth Vader paying the base a visit, and getting a very strange feeling about every trooper on the base, initially thinking it was all cool, till he got deep in the base, lost his ship and finally realize that he was a bee in the center of a massive hornets nest, a hornets nest packed with hornets dressed in bee suits that just let him walk in to the deepest part of the nest, waiting for him to realize it all.
I just had to share this, cause I can't just keep it form everyone, it is too funny and I find myself laughing at the thought of something like this happening for real somewhere, lol.