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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 29, 2006 22:05:13 GMT -5
6) Unfortunately, people started using him to get in the play by plays for their sports.
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Post by Cpt. Piers on Feb 1, 2006 12:20:37 GMT -5
7) Fortunately, he was well paid for his services.
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Feb 1, 2006 12:23:29 GMT -5
8) Unfortunately, Jim had a painful crick in his neck from recieving the AM stations
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Post by Cpt. Piers on Feb 1, 2006 19:44:40 GMT -5
9) Fortunately, he had enough money for the Doctor's bill.
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Post by M.I.A. on Feb 2, 2006 10:27:09 GMT -5
10)Unfortunately, the doctor left a sponge in him during surgery.
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Post by Escachick357 on Feb 2, 2006 10:36:16 GMT -5
11)Fortunately, during another surgery, the doctor was able to remove the sponge.
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Post by tyrant0 on Feb 2, 2006 16:00:24 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the sponge had been exposed to carcinogenic compounds, and so Jim developed cancer.
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Post by Cpt. Piers on Feb 2, 2006 16:04:30 GMT -5
13) Fortunately... ummm ... he ... ahhh ... got cheap car insurance?
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Feb 2, 2006 16:16:52 GMT -5
14) Unfortunately, it wasn't Geico, therefore it wasn't good news. And therefore it was fake insurance! Jim got ripped off.
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Post by Cpt. Piers on Feb 2, 2006 16:22:08 GMT -5
15) Fortunately, Jim then became President of the USA. He kicked Bush's ass in the election.
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Post by tyrant0 on Feb 2, 2006 16:35:21 GMT -5
Unfortunately due to his cancer, he lost his hair and became bald. He constantly lost in the polls from then on, and lost a campaign for a second term.
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Feb 2, 2006 21:33:36 GMT -5
(beh, no number..)
17) Fortunately, Jim still had the cash to get the covert cure to cancer
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Post by TwztdReality on Feb 2, 2006 21:46:49 GMT -5
18) Unfortunately something went wrong with the cure and Jim was turned into a goat.
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Post by Cpt. Piers on Feb 3, 2006 11:52:18 GMT -5
19) Fortunately, Jim liked being a goat.
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Post by TwztdReality on Feb 3, 2006 15:50:25 GMT -5
20) Unfortunately he was sent to a slaughter house
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