The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim.

[Blade Seeker]

6) Unfortunately, Z-Ramm recognized his IP address and banned him again.

[Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol]

7) Fortunately, he got a new comp and connection when he moved; and now enjoys RERPG again

[Z-Ramm [Inactive]]

8) Unfortunately he's still a n00b and gets his whole range of IPs banned.

[Blade Seeker]

9) Fortunately, he uses his friend's computer to still try and get onto RE RPG.

[Z-Ramm [Inactive]]

10) Unfortunately, his friend was already banned from RERPG.

[Blade Seeker]

11) Fortunately, he became the admin of another RE site which he thought was better _{(the fool!)}.

[Z-Ramm [Inactive]]

12) Unfortunately, he posted all kinds of illegal stuff and got his site deleted by Pat Clinger the Uber-Admin himself.

[tyrant0]

13) Fortunately (in this case I suppose) a thermonuclear war started which not only made Jim's internet violations pale in comparison, but also shorted out every computer due to EMP. So his bannination doesn't really mean anything anymore. Everyone's effectively banninated!

[Z-Ramm [Inactive]]

14) Unfortunately, Jim's unable to do his evil n00b stuff now.

[Blade Seeker]

15) Fortunately, Jim got a job selling used cars.

[Z-Ramm [Inactive]]

16) Unfortunately, he got run over with one of those used cars by an angry buyer.

[Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol]

17) Fortunately, it only got his legs, and now jim has an uber-awesome tricked out wheelchair.

[Z-Ramm [Inactive]]

18) Unfortunately, he gets overexcited by the wheelchair, goes out into the street, and gets hit by a car, severely injuring him and destroying the uber-wheelchair.

[Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol]

19) Fortunately, Jim had insurance

[Shade]

20) Unfortunately, Jims insurance dropped him before they had to pay any thing and now jim is stuck with the bills....