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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Mar 3, 2006 16:48:55 GMT -5
16) Unfortunately, the devil really didn't hold up his end of the deal. He is the Devil, y'know.
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Post by Nicholai on Mar 3, 2006 17:40:37 GMT -5
17)Fortunately Jim had a pocket knife and stabbed the devil in the stomach.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Mar 4, 2006 16:05:26 GMT -5
18) Unfortunately, that was the Devil's fake body, just for appearance. He has no body! Sucks to be Jim, now that the Devil shall exact his fiery wrath upon him.
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Mar 6, 2006 20:15:37 GMT -5
29) Fortunately, Jim didn't believe in the Devil really, so he disappeared and woke up in his bed, "Man, that was some trippy dream!"
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Mar 8, 2006 16:04:41 GMT -5
(OOC: 29, Disc? )20) Unfortunately, Jim left the oven on. ... BOOM!
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Mar 9, 2006 21:22:28 GMT -5
(Yes, 29! Funny thing is, I was about to laugh at whoever posted that..)
21) Fortunately , when Jim died, he met up with all the other Jims from before.
New round! Starting with unfortunately, to keep it random.
1) Unfortunately, Jim lost his car to a maniacal lizard. (no relation to Geico lizard..)
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Mar 10, 2006 15:55:53 GMT -5
2) Fortunately, Jim just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Post by Cpt. Piers on Mar 12, 2006 20:02:15 GMT -5
3) Unfortunately he had unwittingly switched to The Really Dodgy Car Insurance instead of Geico. He didn't save any money.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Mar 13, 2006 17:34:01 GMT -5
4) Fortunately, Jim bought the crappy insurance company. The company's headquarters exploded. Jim then earned $5,000,000 on the insurance for the building.
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Mar 13, 2006 17:50:39 GMT -5
5) Unfortunately, the police found out that Jim was behind the explosion.
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Post by Deuce on Mar 14, 2006 20:07:20 GMT -5
6) Fortunately, Jim has a get out of jail free card.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Mar 15, 2006 16:49:01 GMT -5
7) Unfortunately, the police kindly reminded Jim that he wasn't playing Monopoly.
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Mar 16, 2006 13:09:09 GMT -5
8) Fortunately, Jim used his Jedi Mind Tricks to decieve the police into thinking he actually was playing Monopoly, and his get out of jail free card worked.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Mar 16, 2006 16:59:50 GMT -5
9) Unfortunately, they forced Jim to roll the dice. He was on Free Parking and he rolled 10. So, back to jail he went.
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Mar 21, 2006 20:23:16 GMT -5
10) Fortunately Jim was in solitary, avoiding being on the recieving end of male prison dominance.
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