The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim.

[Z-Ramm [Inactive]]

21) Fortunately, Jim gets exorcised and can rest in peace.

New round!

1) Unfortunately, Jim has no friends.

[Cpt. Piers]

2) Fortunately, Jom wants to be Jim's friend.

[UndeadDeadGuy]

3) Unfortunately, Jom gets hit by a penguin which was traveling at the incredible speed of mach 5.

[Cpt. Piers]

4) Fortunately Jom survives, and he makes friends with Jim.

[tyrant0]

5) Unfortunately, Jim is a sociopath and rejects Jom's friendship, leading Jom to suicide.

[Z-Ramm [Inactive]]

(Rawr, numbers are mandatory!)

6) Fortunately, Jim gets Counseling™.

[tyrant0]

(Cripes! Please don't kill me! I always forget the number...)

7) Unfortunately, Jim has a split personality and in the middle of a counselling session, leaps off the couch and out the window.

[GiLmOrE_GiRl]

8)Fortunatley, There was a huge trapoline outside his window that helped him land safley

[UndeadDeadGuy]

9) Unfortunately, the trapoline's owner was very mad because Jim used his trapoline without asking.

[Z-Ramm [Inactive]]

10) Fortunately, trapolines don't exist according to my dictionary, so when he took Jim to court, they found the "trapoline" owner's case to be inherently stupid, and the case was dismissed. Victory for Jim!

[Cpt. Piers]

11) Unfortunately, at the victory party Jim had a really bad time because he still has no friends.

[Z-Ramm [Inactive]]

12) Fortunately, Jim calls 1-800-Rent-A-Friend.

[UndeadDeadGuy]

13) Unfortunately, they are out of stock.

[Cpt. Piers]

14) Fortunately, they'll be re-stocked in a week.

[Dan Flame]

15) Unfortunately, all the friends are booked.