The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim.

[Cpt. Piers]

21) Fortunately, his death is quick and painless.

New Round!

1) Fortunately, Jim is the elected President of Jimland.

[GiLmOrE_GiRl]

2) Unfortunately, Jimland is destroyed by the people of Johnland.

[Lunapocalypse]

3) Fortunately Johnland was over run with the black plague that makes their innards turn inside out and Jimland could recover successfully.

[Z-Ramm [Inactive]]

4) Unfortunately, Jimland suffers from a stock market crash and goes into a depression.

[UndeadDeadGuy]

5) Fortunately, Jim finds gold in Jimland and the country is great and powerful again!

[Lunapocalypse]

6) Unfortunately the gold was infact a race of aliens that had been dorment for a certain number of years and now that they had been disturbed they plan to eat all of the Jimlandians.

[Z-Ramm [Inactive]]

7) Fortunately, they're just gold, and can't take any action, including eating.

[Lunapocalypse]

8) Unfortunately, one of the dumbass scientists decided it would be a cool idea to put all the gold into a rocket and launch it into the centre of the sun where it melted and was rendered unretreivable.

[Cpt. Piers]

9) Fortunately, by this time they had found an effective and efficient way to make gold out of lead.

[tyrant0]

Unfortunately, the mad scientists lied apparently, since it is only possible to convert gold into lead. So in addition to launching that load of gold into the Sun, they bombard the rest of the Earth's gold with radiation, thereby turning it all to nearly worthless lead. Jim is deposed as leader of Jimland due to the economic collapse.

[Z-Ramm [Inactive]]

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11) Fortunately, when they get a new leader, Jim frames him as a terrorist, and Jim regains their trust as the leader is thrown out and Jim is in charge once more.

[Lunapocalypse]

12) Unfortunately the man who was thrown out actually was a terrorist and decided to blow up Jim along with his representatives.

[UndeadDeadGuy]

13) Fortunately, Jim has fancy pance counter terrorism team, reminisant of Counter Strike. They put a cap in the terrorist's a$$.

[Lunapocalypse]

Unfortunately there was a b*tchin amount of |-|4X0r5 at the time who all wall hacked and snuck upon the couter terrorist group killing them by shooting in the other direction.

[Cpt. Piers]

15) Fortunately, Jim is an admin so he bans them.