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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Sept 13, 2006 15:04:00 GMT -5
16) Unfortunately, Jim is introduced to the law of gravity. The hard way.
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Post by Ash on Sept 13, 2006 16:37:56 GMT -5
17) Fortunately, God (or your own deity of choice) sneezes, and so Jim lands safely in a glob of holy mucus.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Sept 13, 2006 16:39:45 GMT -5
18) Unfortunately, Jim lands in a glob of holy mucus.
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Post by Ash on Sept 13, 2006 16:53:13 GMT -5
19) Fortunately, the mucus isn't sticky, or disgusting. So he is all right.
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Post by GiLmOrE_GiRl on Sept 13, 2006 17:39:16 GMT -5
20) Unfortunately, a bunch of birds decided they need to have a club so they made a I Hate Jim Club and started to attack Jim in werid ways.
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Post by Ash on Sept 13, 2006 17:57:27 GMT -5
21) fortunately, Jim has seen this movie, and hides in a phone booth in order to protect himself.
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Post by Lunapocalypse on Sept 14, 2006 2:07:33 GMT -5
1) Unfortunately Jim lost his arms...
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Sept 14, 2006 15:54:10 GMT -5
2) Fortunately he gets these awesome prosthetic ones with built-in cupholders and other neat stuff.
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Post by Ash on Sept 14, 2006 15:57:05 GMT -5
3) unfortunately he louses control of them and it turns out they are evil and they persuade him to commit crimes.
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Post by Lunapocalypse on Sept 17, 2006 6:55:02 GMT -5
4) Fortunately no one has a clue what 'louses' means so his arms are still fine.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Sept 17, 2006 9:26:41 GMT -5
5) Unfortunately they short out. BZZZZT!
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Post by Lunapocalypse on Sept 17, 2006 9:37:54 GMT -5
6) Fortunately jesus was here at the time and heals his arms to full potential and he wreaks hovac across the land with his...foot...
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Post by Ash on Sept 17, 2006 15:39:13 GMT -5
7) Unfortunately he steps on a rusted nail and has to get a tetanus shot.
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Post by Lunapocalypse on Sept 18, 2006 2:04:30 GMT -5
8) Fortunately the nail was made of rubber so his foot was fine.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Sept 18, 2006 15:05:51 GMT -5
9) Unfortunately, Jim spontaneously combusts for no apparent reason.
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