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Post by MLB a.k.a. MattchuLB on Sept 30, 2006 23:04:45 GMT -5
9) Fotunatly, he decides to forget about body guards, and get himself a big arse gatling gun!!!!
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Oct 1, 2006 9:55:07 GMT -5
10) Unfortunately, he breaks the thing.
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Post by GiLmOrE_GiRl on Oct 1, 2006 12:22:39 GMT -5
11) Fortunately, a million dollars fall out of the sky and into Jim's arms
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Post by MLB a.k.a. MattchuLB on Oct 1, 2006 19:09:41 GMT -5
12) Unfortunatly, it`s all conterfit dough.
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Post by Lunapocalypse on Oct 1, 2006 20:20:39 GMT -5
13) Fortunately no one knows that so Jim spends it and now lives in a big 'arse' house and all this funky stuff |
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Post by MLB a.k.a. MattchuLB on Oct 1, 2006 20:24:25 GMT -5
14)Unfortunatly, he gets robbed while he`s out, and the crooks blow up his house.
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Post by Lunapocalypse on Oct 1, 2006 22:33:15 GMT -5
15) Also unfortunately they kidnap his son and he screams into the mobile phone like mel gibson 'GIVE ME BACK MY SON!'. Fortunately that didn't happen because it was unfortunately and not fortunately, so he still has his son, and he got his house back because he was unaware the money was counterfit and neither were the crooks so the counsil (of whatever) is more than happy to give Jim back all of his money and his house and his belongings.
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Post by MLB a.k.a. MattchuLB on Oct 3, 2006 20:02:04 GMT -5
16) Unfortuantly, Jim gets shot on his way back home
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Post by GiLmOrE_GiRl on Oct 3, 2006 20:46:31 GMT -5
17) Fortunately, Jim has sercet powers and the bullet bounce off him causing no harm.
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Post by MLB a.k.a. MattchuLB on Oct 3, 2006 20:53:39 GMT -5
18) Unfortunatly, the bullet riccochets, into a gas can right by his house, and blow it us again. >_<
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Oct 3, 2006 21:07:53 GMT -5
19) Fortunately... damn. What haven't we destroyed. Uh, fortunately a super powered dog comes to the rescue! And it's a cute doggie!
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Post by MLB a.k.a. MattchuLB on Oct 3, 2006 21:31:31 GMT -5
20) Unfortuantly, he pets the dog the wrong way, and the dog turns into cujo. >_<
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Post by GiLmOrE_GiRl on Oct 4, 2006 17:02:34 GMT -5
21) Fortuantly, Cujo is attacked by supersquirrel and Jim gets away alive
NEW GAME
1) Unfortuantly, Jim's middle name is to hard to pronounce and he can never say his name right
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Ash
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Post by Ash on Oct 4, 2006 18:41:43 GMT -5
2) fortunately, thanks to the legal system of the U.S., he changes it to Vader.
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Post by MLB a.k.a. MattchuLB on Oct 4, 2006 19:09:24 GMT -5
3) Unfortunatly, Darth Vader finds out, and gets ticked off about him having the same name, as the ultimate bad dude, and not using it for evil. So he comes down to earth, and begins trying to kill Jim with the force, and his lightsaber.
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