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Post by Shogun Liquid© on Oct 24, 2007 8:01:43 GMT -5
Fortunately, Big Boss is here to assasinate them all.
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Post by The Word on Oct 24, 2007 8:52:55 GMT -5
Unfortunately, Big Boss couldn't making it, being stuck in heavy traffic.
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Post by Snake on Oct 24, 2007 9:05:16 GMT -5
fortunately, big boss destroyed all the trafic using his super-car
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Post by The Word on Oct 24, 2007 9:53:15 GMT -5
Unfortunately his super car ran out of gas. And explodes. Killing him horribley. Yes.
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Post by Snake on Oct 24, 2007 13:34:08 GMT -5
fortunately, i ressurect him.
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Post by Raider on Oct 24, 2007 19:38:52 GMT -5
27) Unfortunatley, he's a zombie and we kill him again...
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Post by The Word on Oct 25, 2007 6:13:50 GMT -5
Fortunately, he gets a part in Michael Jackson's Thriller video, which starts a career in Hollywood after being spotted by an up and coming director. Zombie Big Boss now stars in romantic comedies, currently filming one staring Rob Schnieder, " How I was out-acted by someone who's already dead. "
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Post by Big Boss, Lord of Light on Oct 25, 2007 15:24:38 GMT -5
29) Unfortunately, Zombie Big Boss is destroyed by Zombie Jesus, who has arrived after the nuclear holocaust.
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Post by Raider on Oct 25, 2007 20:34:05 GMT -5
30) Fortunatley, they both ascend to heaven and live happily ever after...
)(I think this concludes this string)(
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Post by The Word on Oct 26, 2007 16:04:49 GMT -5
(OOC: I concur. I'll start the next one)
1. Unfortunatley, Jim, in his haste to get to the office, forgot to butter his toast that morning.
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Post by pavelnemesis on Oct 26, 2007 16:08:48 GMT -5
2. Fortunatley, he got to a shop and bought a Coca-Cola to drink along the way...
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Post by The Word on Oct 26, 2007 17:01:18 GMT -5
3. Unfortunately, he had discovered instead of what he thought was Coca-Cola he bought... baby oil.
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on Oct 26, 2007 22:07:29 GMT -5
Fortunately its biodegradable and is chocolate flavored.
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Post by Raider on Oct 27, 2007 11:26:08 GMT -5
5) Unfortunatley, there is baby poop in it as well...
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on Oct 27, 2007 11:47:54 GMT -5
Fortunately, its alive! And as it gets out its Mr. Hanky!
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