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Post by Infinity VI on Jun 21, 2008 15:51:15 GMT -5
10. Unfortunately, Jim tried to ride and the Great Worm threw him off a cliff
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Viral
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Post by Viral on Jun 21, 2008 22:07:37 GMT -5
Fortunately, from the fall his insurance paid for all his medical expenses.
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Brucey
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Do not look to the sky for the birds will get there first...
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Post by Brucey on Jun 22, 2008 10:21:43 GMT -5
Unfortunately while a nurse was treating Jim ship slipped and a needle went into Jim's throat. (ouch...)
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Post by Gunman543 on Jun 23, 2008 6:56:49 GMT -5
Fortuantly it missed everyting vital and gave him super powers
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Post by Jeryen on Jul 3, 2008 5:59:02 GMT -5
14. Unfortunately, Jim had a powerful arch-nemesis named Nasty-man, who killed his friends and family
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Post by thegunny on Jul 3, 2008 12:34:11 GMT -5
15.Fortunately, they had life insurance and he made a crap load of cash
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Post by #+h3 M!$+3r P@r@d0x on Jul 13, 2008 19:21:00 GMT -5
Unfortunately the cash made was only monopoly money made by a crazed assassin known only as the Monopoly Guy who used the money to track down Poor Jim at the hospital and poison the water supply.
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Post by The Pirate Girl on Aug 26, 2008 20:51:40 GMT -5
17. Fortunatly Jim is on a strict diet of low fat bottled water and tuna paste, so he was unaffected by the poisoned water source.
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shenlong7
Zombie Hunter
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
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Post by shenlong7 on Sept 6, 2008 19:13:32 GMT -5
18, Unfortunately that tuna paste expired.....in 1919 and due to the lax standings on the material used, his tune paste was canned in an depleted uranium shell that wasn't as depleted as thought.
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Post by Big Boss, Lord of Light on Sept 7, 2008 15:38:42 GMT -5
19. Fortunately, Jim knew that the world was going to get better in the long run.
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Post by The Pirate Girl on Sept 12, 2008 12:18:58 GMT -5
20. Unfortunately The world would have to get worse before it could get better, and soon Jim found himself enslave to giant intelligent monkeys.
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Post by Snake on Sept 12, 2008 15:51:18 GMT -5
21. Fortunately, the intelligent monkeys hand out free cheese.
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Post by The Pirate Girl on Sept 12, 2008 21:42:13 GMT -5
1. Unfortunatly Jim woke up this morning to a small plane crashing into his garage.
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Post by sibraa5 on Sept 20, 2008 7:03:52 GMT -5
2. Fortunately, there was enough Mountain Dew in the plane to last him a long time
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Post by Joshy on Sept 21, 2008 14:01:45 GMT -5
3. Unfortunately, there were many snakes surrounding the Mountain Dew.
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