The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim.

[Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol]

16) Unfortunately, word got out that he was hanging out with small children, and now he's got a court date as a sex offender

[.357 Desert Eagle]

17) fortunately the court charges were cleared, and his prosecutors shot.(thank the mafia)

[Z-Ramm [Inactive]]

18) Unfortunately, the mafia went after Jim next.

[.357 Desert Eagle]

19)fortunately it was for a missed payment jim easily pays the dept, and the 500% intrest charge, he's that rich.

[Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol]

20) Unfortunately, a random stranger stabbed him in the back with a butterfly knife

[Z-Ramm [Inactive]]

21) Fortunately, that was Jim's body double.

TIME FOR A NEW ONE YAY

So... 1) Fortunately, Jim is a cool guy.

[Vice]

2)Unfortunatly, it's that trendy cool that changes everytime you blink, and now he is so last Tuesday's style.

[.357 Desert Eagle]

3)fortunately no one really cares, because that makes him cool.

[Z-Ramm [Inactive]]

4) Unfortunately, Jim sets himself on fire for no apparent reason and gets severely burned (this also takes away his coolness, hahahaha yeah that was bad).

[.357 Desert Eagle]

5) fortunately his parents think he's cool, and thats all that matters...right?

[UndeadDeadGuy]

6) Unfortunately, because his parents think he's cool, everyone else thinks he's a wimp.

[Cpt. Piers]

7) Fortunately, he becomes cool again by blinking twice.

[.357 Desert Eagle]

8)unfortunately he blinks a third time and shoots his cool career down the drain.

[Z-Ramm [Inactive]]

9) Fortunately, Jim gets something in his eye and blinks. The fourth blink promotes him to the top of society once again.

[.357 Desert Eagle]

10)unfortunately the mafia wants his coolness and kidnaps him.
(whats with the blinking?)