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Post by JazzBuddah on Oct 2, 2006 16:42:57 GMT -5
It all works like this I START THE GAME WITH A STARTING POINT Our hero is Timmy. Timmy's goal is to hunt a 'snipe' while camping. He starts at the camp site in the dead of night. Does he... I then give the first poster a list of options to choose from 1. Take the north path to swamp 2. take the south path to archery range 3. take the west path to park entrance 4. take the east path to bon-fire area. Its now the next posters turn to choose one of the options. Player1: I choose number 2. Billy goes to the archery range. The Poster then writes a sentence or two describing the results from his choice. Player1: Billy walks along until he finds a clear field with targets. He see's no snipes. However he goes up to one of the targets and pulls out a single arrow. Just then he is attacked by a pack of wild zombunnies. The player then gives the next player 4 actions to choose from. Player1: What does Billy do? Does he. A. run for his life into the woods screaming like a girl. B. run into the lake and hope the rabbits can't swim. C. try to stab rabbits with arrow D. WONDER TWIN POWERS...ACTIVATE!! Then onto the next poster and the game ends when everyones sick of the current storyline.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Oct 2, 2006 16:44:01 GMT -5
So what's our first post to start from? (This was created because JazzBuddah spent his contest points, by the way.)
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Post by JazzBuddah on Oct 2, 2006 16:47:37 GMT -5
First goal: George is inside a nuclear power plant. A meltdown has occured and he needs to escape before the entire building locks down.
George begins his journey in the lunch room when he hears the siren. He can either..
A. Take the door leading to a catwalk over the waste storage area B. Run down the north hall to the restricted area C. Take the emergency ladder down into the basement utility tunnles D. Waite for your superiors
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Oct 2, 2006 16:56:41 GMT -5
C) George takes the emergency ladder down into the basement's utility tunnels. Upon doing so he reaches a split path. Where should he go?
A) Forward, into a room marked "NO ENTRY" B) Left, down a dark tunnel George is unfamiliar with C) Right, where a light shines at the end of the tunnel D) Up into the ventilation system above his head
(OOC: Are we limited to four options or can we stray a bit at times, like A/B/C or A/B/C/D/E, etc.?)
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Post by JazzBuddah on Oct 3, 2006 20:25:18 GMT -5
A) Forward, into a room marked "NO ENTRY"
Unable to resist he opens the door. He enters a room with a mystery gas filling the room. He thinks it might give him super powers. either that or he reads too many comics and will die a slow and horrible death. a corridor is at the end of the hall at which is a firemans axe. Do you...
A. Run quickly through holding breath B Turn a random knob on the controll panel to the right C. Turn a random knob on the control panel to the left. D. Breath deep and hope Stan Lee has taught you well
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Post by Ash on Oct 4, 2006 18:52:42 GMT -5
D) Breath deep and hope Stan Lee has taught me well. I breath deep. Then I begin to become drowsy and have visions. You see...
A) Stan Lee telling you that you are a retard for breathing it in. B) Your mom who has been dead for 4 years and is waiting for you in he!!. C) Bruce Campbell, informing you that Evil Dead 2 is "The Mother of all sequels". D) A monkey
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Post by JazzBuddah on Oct 5, 2006 7:49:48 GMT -5
D: A monkey
A monkey comes to your rescue and leads you down a yellow brick road which in reality leads you through the gas filled room. The delerious visions dont stop though but you know somethings wrong, do you
A. Shock the monkey B. Find the scarecrow C. Try pinching yourself D. Find a pair of red shoes
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Post by Ash on Oct 7, 2006 21:12:27 GMT -5
B. Find the scarecrow.
I look and I look, but find him with his arms over there, and his legs over there. Then the monkey says "Well thats you all over." You...
A. Respond by chucking your shoe at the monkey for delivering the line wrong. B. Help put the scarecrow back together again C. Leave them both in search of a Holy Grail D. Marry the monkey
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Oct 8, 2006 9:42:50 GMT -5
C. Leave them both in search of a Holy Grail.
And so you embark on a quest with George to find such a Holy Grail. Suddenly you have four ideas. Which will you choose to follow?
A. Seek help from Sir Chuck Norris B. Just keep walking until you find clues C. Play Dungeons and Dragons first for guidance D. Try something completely different
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Post by JazzBuddah on Oct 8, 2006 15:55:55 GMT -5
C. Play Dungeons and Dragons first for guidance
Being Rigora the rouge, you toss the D20 to attack a knight in black armor and roll a 1 and roll another 1 for your saving throw which causes the Knight to turn into Chuck Norris!!! Must get away from redneck karate man! Do you....
A. Drive away wil a blonde girl on a vespa with a guitar strung on her back? B. Steal chucks mustache and take away his unholy powers? C. Become one with the univerce and levitate away? D. Roll the D20 again to cast a spell....ANY SPELL!!!!
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Post by Ash on Oct 10, 2006 21:41:24 GMT -5
D. Role a d20 and cast a spell...ANY SPELL
I get the random spell... But it is a magic missile! Oh NO! But the attack is a hit, and I do Chuck Norris 4+my wisdom bonus for dmg. But due to a writing error, my Wis. bonus is 9,888,888,888,887!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KILL CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then the knaves...
A. Bend the knee to the most powerful man of all time. B. Tear you limb from limb C. Don't care D. Gather Chuck Norris's remains and go find a lv. 20 necromancer to resurrect him.
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Post by pendrake on Oct 22, 2006 15:19:40 GMT -5
D. Gather Chuck Norris's remains and go find a lv. 20 necromancer to resurrect him.
You soon realize that if Norris is resurrected, it will mean a new era of world terror and crappy movies. So what will you do?
A. Read the playing manual B. Ask for help on an Internet forum C. Playthrough Killswitch and realize it was the best game ever D. Join a party of wandering Mushroom people
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Oct 24, 2006 15:00:02 GMT -5
B. You ask for help on an Internet forum.
Suddenly, a random member with 3 posts and the name "iare1337lol" tells you that all you need to do in order to resurrect Norris is to set his remains on fire. Do you:
A) Listen to the forum member and set Chuck Norris's remains on fire B) Call him a n00b and seek other help C) Try to hack the forum for no reason D) Pray
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Oct 24, 2006 15:34:41 GMT -5
A) You set Chuck's remains on fire.
Chuck Norris rises from the grave! It turns out he was faking death all along because Chuck Norris cannot die. Unfortunately, you light him on fire so now he is horrible burned. He drops a workout wrist band. Do you:
A) Try the band on in hopes of gaining chuck like powers? B) Run away from Chuck because he's ON FIRE. C) Take the band and sell it on Ebay E) Remember that you were doing something important before hand and try to accomplish it.
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Post by Mister Penning on Oct 25, 2006 1:28:38 GMT -5
A) You put on Chuck Norris' wrist band
Immediately after putting on the band, power surges through you, you feel like you could roundhouse kick someone into space. Do you use the power for...
A) Good, go and smash some criminals faces in. B) Evil, rob a bank with your bare hands. C) Neutral, challenge Chuck to a battle for supremacy. D) You don't have Chuck Norris' power, its all in your mind.
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