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Post by TwztdReality on Oct 26, 2006 8:47:09 GMT -5
C) Neutral
Chuck Norris delivers a powerful round house kick that you block, but it sends you into a wall next to an axe...
Do you:
A) Swing the ax wildly at the kung-fu master?
B) Hit a nearby window, jump out and hope it leads outside?
C. Start randomly tap dancing?
D) Or continue fist fighting the karate God?
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Post by mantis on Oct 26, 2006 8:52:59 GMT -5
C) Start randomly tap dancing. Chuck is surprised at your obviously very important fighting style. He starts tap dancing beside you, unable to match your mad skillz, he then gets angry and starts madly tap dancing... you...
A) Grab the axe and swing it at the disoriented Chuck. B) Keep DANCING! C) Laugh at Chuck cause he has not tap dancing skillz D) Run. VERY VERY far away.
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Post by Dehgan on Nov 1, 2006 14:19:15 GMT -5
You keep dancing, but soon your legs begin to tire and chuck Norris's dancing skillz are improving, what do you do?
(A) Set Chuck Norris up the Bomb (B) Turn him into Roadkill on the Information Super Highway (C) Mentally Assault him with images of Dancing Bananas or (D) Do something horrible to the person who just posted this for his blatant abuse of internet fads.
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Post by TwztdReality on Nov 1, 2006 14:29:21 GMT -5
(C) Chuck Norris is undable to handle randomness of the dancing bananas so he jumps out of a window. Next do you...
(A) Go poke Norris' body with a stick? (B) Continue walking? (C) Return to tap dancing? (D) or Call apon the Mortal Kombat thunder God Raiden for assistance?
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Nov 1, 2006 16:36:20 GMT -5
(D) Call upon Raiden.
When you call Raiden, you make the wrong gesture during your incantation and accidentally call forth the great zombie god Scra'la'la'la'la the seventh. What do you do?
A) Consider running away B) Give him a kitten C) Give him a cookie D) Become a preacher and proclaim the End Times are Nigh.
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Post by TwztdReality on Nov 1, 2006 16:48:13 GMT -5
(B)
You give him a kitten and he eats it quickly. He then bows, and leaves. You then...
(A) Run down a nearby cat walk. (B) Eat a kitten. (C) Try to summon Scorpion from Mortal Kombat (D) Start dancing like Mr. Jackson.
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Post by Satanslittlehelper on Nov 2, 2006 22:37:20 GMT -5
(c)
it works but he says you must let him lick your face off do you...
(A) let him lick your face off
(B) tell the skeletal b@stard to take a hike
(C) drain his blood and light a squirrel on fire
(D) lick his face off
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Post by Nanaya on Nov 3, 2006 0:22:40 GMT -5
(B)
You tell the skeleton bastard to take a hike, but he gets angry and punches you. You go flying and as you get up, he yells, "Get over here!" What do you do?
A. Dodge his attack B. Let his attack hit you C. Grab the 92F on the ground and put rounds in the guy D. Run your ass off
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Post by Lunapocalypse on Nov 3, 2006 0:53:43 GMT -5
B.
He calls you a complete dolt and that you are slower than his grandma. You get really ****ed off and throw the controller on the floor saying "f**k this game!" and walk off. For other pass time activities you have:
A. Flipping a coin into a shot glass in heeps of cool different ways. B. Do some Jackass stunts. C. Light your feet on fire and run around madly in public. D. Sleep. E. Drop a log.
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Post by Satanslittlehelper on Nov 3, 2006 2:00:11 GMT -5
B
you decide to do some stunts and decide to ride a firehose like in the second jackass movie and you fly off you landing in a vat of acid:
(A) scream like a banshee
(B) hold onto your knickers we're going in
(C) you use your eyebrows (the source of some almighty god power) to fly out of the vat and visit satan
(D) wait and get fried
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Post by Nanaya on Nov 3, 2006 15:21:26 GMT -5
(D)
You slowly die as the acid kills you. You then find yourself in the clouds, confronted by the Heaven Gate Guard. He tells you that you are going to Hell. What do you do?
A. Tell him to screw himself B. Tell him that it must be a mistake C. Don't do anything D. Quickly hop over the Gates of Heaven
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Post by Dehgan on Nov 3, 2006 16:39:56 GMT -5
B.) You tell him there must be some sort of mistake! He responds,"No, there isn't." He then back hands you off the cloud and you begin to plummet to wards a very ominous hole.
What do you do? A) Cry. B)commit Honorable suicide C) Start Praying or D) Sprout wings and fly to safety.
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Post by Reaper on Jan 1, 2007 14:02:42 GMT -5
D) Sprout wings and fly to safety.
You wings quickly grow and you glide out of the path of the hole and onto a sturdy surface. The wings disappear and you look around. Your standing on a catwalk 100 feet above the dark hole.
What do you do . . . A) Go right throw the rusted door. B) Go left up the spiral stair case. C) Go straight into the darkness. D) Stand around crying like the baby you are.
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Post by Nanaya on Jan 1, 2007 16:53:28 GMT -5
D) Stand around crying like the baby you are.
You cry because you can't take the fact many things are happening to you. After a good cry you decide to proceed forward.
What do you do?
A) Go right throw the rusted door. B) Go left up the spiral stair case. C) Go straight into the darkness. D) Stand around crying like the baby you are again.
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Post by Mad Jackal on Jan 4, 2007 3:03:58 GMT -5
C.) Go straight into the darkness
When you go straight into the darkness do you...
A. Skip and prance. B. Try to be like your hero solid snake and slowly move without making a noise. C. Use a flashlight to help you see. Or D. Run down screaming a motivated Warcry.
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