Crimson Fox.
Zombie Hunter
My brain will melt soon.
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Post by Crimson Fox. on Apr 13, 2007 20:34:02 GMT -5
C) Demand he send you back to earth.
After telling this, the demon is good to you and send you to earth. But not in the ground. Exactly in the air. You:
A) Yell HEY SOMEONE!
B) Yell JERONIMO!
C) Pick your I-Pod and listen Yellowcard in this rest of your life.
D) Create by someway wings and do all the things above.
(edit by Z-Ramm: page stretching is not good)
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Leo
Zombie Hunter
Cursing is bad.
So good...
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Post by Leo on Apr 14, 2007 1:16:05 GMT -5
(Holy crap. If a mod is reading this, could you shorten that?)
C)
You pull out your Ipod, but instead of playing Yellowcard, it plays a taped conversation between two guys having a really akward discussion about the food at a restaurant. You...
A) Swallow the Ipod
B) Choke yourself to death
C) Listen to the conversation out of boredom
D) Listen to the conversation out of interest
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on Apr 21, 2007 17:28:01 GMT -5
D.) You listen to the conversation out of interest...
And find out that they are secretly planning to topple the government. Suddenly one of them says "Somebody's listening" and another replies "Trace and elimnate him". Looking around, you recognize you are in the restuarant where they are and recognize the voices of the two persons, who are talking right infront of your table.
You:
A.) Pretend not to have noticed them.
B.) Grab your fork as a weapon.
C.) Grab your spoon as a weapon.
D.) Scream and run naked around.
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Post by Reaper on Apr 24, 2007 10:23:12 GMT -5
D.) Scream and run naked around.
In doing so you are arrested and thrown into jail for indecent exposure, but who cares at least you are safe now. So you think, apparently your pressures have people on the inside. They plan on killing you while you sleep. What do you do?
A) Never fall asleep again
B) Try to commit suicide in order to go to a hospital and get away from the jail, though you know one of them will end up staying there with you.
C) Try to make a prison break.
D) Set a prison riot, though this will give them a better chance of killing you.
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Post by Misty on May 7, 2007 6:43:04 GMT -5
(C) Try to make a prison break.
You are successful, and you break free, but the next day you see those guys in the restaurant. Thinking of what to do you...
(A) Run into the restaurant screaming "Don't kill me, I wont tell anybody"
(B) Hide in one of the nearby buildings and consider leaving the state.
(C) Hot-wire a car, wait for them to come out, then run them over.
(D) Stand there in hopes that you can maybe work something out and talk to them about not killing you.
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on May 9, 2007 20:44:24 GMT -5
(C)
You hot-wire a car and when you see them come out you go full speed to them. Suddenly they jump up to the sky in Matrix-like fashion and land down behind your car. They bring out their Desert Eagles and shoot 400 bullets into your car... all of it missing you by inches.
While they reload you...
A.) Stay in the car and hope after they reload, they miss you again. B.) Pretend you're Neo even though you know you aren't and try to stop the bullets. (Even though it is inevitable they will not miss and you will DIEEEEE!) C.) Take off your underwear and throw it at one of them, hoping the stench will drive them away. D.) Fart the food you just ate and hope the stench will drive them away.
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Post by Reaper on May 13, 2007 10:55:21 GMT -5
A.) Stay in the car and hope after they reload, they miss you again.
When they raise their guns to fire you decided to throw the vehicle into reverse and run the men over. After coming to a stop they stand up. After freaking out about it you . . .
A) Call MIB for help
B) Pull out the lazier rifle that is hidden in the back seat of the car
C) Take off in the vehicle and try to get away
D) Jump out of the car and run around screaming like a little girl. (Anyone who pays attention to this thread knows I like to put this down when I run out of Ideas.)
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on May 18, 2007 21:06:00 GMT -5
(OOC: Nobody seems to be playing this game anymore.. Or rather, actively.)
D) Jump out of the car and run around screaming like a little girl.
As you run around screaming like a little girl, you irritate the ears of the agents, who cover their ears in pain and eventually self destruct in a green explosion of Matrix codes.
Basking in your victory, you celebrate by:
A.) Streaking through the neighborhood. B.) Invite everyone you know, family, friends, and enemies, to a huge Beer Fest where everyone will get drunk and PARTY! (YEAH!!!) C.) Treat yourself at Hooters. D.) Streak with your friends through the neighborhood.
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Post by Alex on May 21, 2007 2:48:21 GMT -5
B)
But oh no! there are misiles coming towards you! What do you do?
A)Destroy them with your human strenght ((HUMAN not SUPERHUMAN) B)Quick, run to your house! C)It's the end of the world!!! so let's eat some pie ! D)Scream like a little girl that you are, because hey! it worked before!
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on May 26, 2007 14:15:36 GMT -5
C.) Its the end of the world!!!!11111 so let's eat some pie!
After eating the pie you throw away the hot pan which attracts the missiles, which are actually heat seeking missiles, and explode at the pan, exploding it into a billion pieces.
SUDDENLY!
An army of Hooter's Girls comes towards you in a rampage, angry that you did not decide the choice "C".
You...
A.) Copy Neo and grab a stick, kicking the Hooter's asses by doing WTF Neo techniques. B.) Copy Jet Li, karate chopping them all in the chest. C.) Copy Austin Powers, by seducing them with you MOJO. D.) Get a Hooter's uniform, wear some watermelons and a wig and pretend you're one of them.
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Jun 29, 2007 14:11:13 GMT -5
A)
After about 3 they swarm you and begin tearing you to peices, You...
A) Scream B) Laugh C) Sit quietly D) Bleed
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on Jun 29, 2007 17:23:02 GMT -5
(There you go Desert Eagle ) C.) You sit down quietly As you sit down half naked on the floor, the Hooter girls get mesmerized by your physice and in consequence, fight over you. You... A.) Grab a 12 can Beer with some food and watch the fight. B.) Join in the struggle. C.) Get your friends and start betting on them. D.) Run away like the wuss you are.
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Post by Alex on Jun 30, 2007 14:51:41 GMT -5
B)
By doing that the girls think you're hot AND COOL!!!! WOOHOO!!!! They ask you on a date. You:
a) Crap yourself b) Say yes c) Say no d) Ask what's a date
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Post by leonty on Jul 6, 2007 11:17:16 GMT -5
c)
You say no thinking that they will think you're even cooler, thus asking you to play Dungeons & Dragons with them. Unfortunately, they only walk away. You decide:
A) Chase after them and ask them if they want to see Transformers with you B) Cry C) Take out your iPod again to listen to Yellowcard D) Cry harder than option B
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Post by Joshy on Jul 8, 2007 23:08:29 GMT -5
C) Take out your iPod again to listen to Yellowcard
Unfortunatly you are listening to the music so loud you don't hear the zombies approaching the city. You get tired after a while and turn off the iPod.Then you see a zombie and run but it starts chasing you no you come to a 4 way street.Which direction do you go:
A) North to the hospital B)East to the RPD C)South to face the zombie D)West to the mall
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