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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Jan 22, 2006 9:55:07 GMT -5
21)unfortunately wal-mart is out of underwear
new round
1)fourtunately jim has alot of knives
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Post by Cpt. Piers on Jan 22, 2006 10:28:39 GMT -5
2) Unfortunately, he was irresponsible with them and ended up stabbing himself.
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Jan 22, 2006 13:06:18 GMT -5
3)fortunately he missed all major organs and arteries
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Post by Cpt. Piers on Jan 22, 2006 13:39:16 GMT -5
3) Unfortunately, Jim then tripped into the bathroom and accidentally flushed himself down the toilet.
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Post by Shade on Jan 22, 2006 15:15:14 GMT -5
4) Fortunately, jim can breath under water and wound up in the ocean.
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Post by Escachick357 on Jan 22, 2006 16:53:52 GMT -5
5) Unfortunately, the ocean is freezing and Jim starts to freeze
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Post by Cpt. Piers on Jan 22, 2006 18:14:16 GMT -5
6) Fortunately, a cruise liner stumbled across his location.
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 22, 2006 18:53:58 GMT -5
Unfortunately the cruise liner that stumbled across his location was armed with a bomb in it.
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Post by Shade on Jan 22, 2006 21:09:27 GMT -5
8) Fortunately, Jim defused the bomb and is now being hailed as a hero!
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Post by Cpt. Piers on Jan 23, 2006 3:02:43 GMT -5
9) Unfortunately, Jim then slipped on the deck and went overboard.
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Post by Escachick357 on Jan 23, 2006 10:27:07 GMT -5
10) Fortunately, a few crewmembers upon the ship were able to save him by throwing a lifesaver down at him.
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Post by Shade on Jan 23, 2006 12:36:07 GMT -5
11) Unfortunately, the rope on the life-saver broke, and a shark is coming to eat him.
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Post by Cpt. Piers on Jan 23, 2006 13:50:09 GMT -5
12) Fortunately, the shark ate him as humanely as possible.
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Jan 23, 2006 16:50:39 GMT -5
13) Unfortunately, the stomach acid in the shark made his demise very INhumane.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Jan 23, 2006 17:20:48 GMT -5
(OOC: Numbering got screwed up a LONG while back so I'm adding one to our number count.)
15) Fortunately, Jim's story of acidy death was loved by the media, so he (posthumously) got his 15 minutes of fame.
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