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Post by Cpt. Piers on Jan 23, 2006 17:45:30 GMT -5
16) Unfortunately, he was dead.
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 23, 2006 18:38:02 GMT -5
17) Fortunately, Jesus stopped by to revive him.
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Post by Shade on Jan 24, 2006 9:14:48 GMT -5
18) Unfortunately, when Jesus left, satan came over and threw Jim into a fire pit!
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Post by Justin Stone/Antonio Baine on Jan 24, 2006 10:35:50 GMT -5
19) Fortunately, the fire pit froze over.
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Post by tyrant0 on Jan 24, 2006 14:41:53 GMT -5
Unfortunately, Jim was frozen within the ice and caught pneumonia.
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Post by Shade on Jan 24, 2006 14:47:50 GMT -5
21) Fortunately, he ate a magic mushroom and got better NEXT ROUND!!!!
1) UNfortunately jim just got hit by a bus...
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Post by tyrant0 on Jan 24, 2006 15:08:37 GMT -5
Fortunately, it was a 1/1000 scale model of a bus, and merely dunted against his shoe.
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Post by Cpt. Piers on Jan 24, 2006 17:36:32 GMT -5
3) Unfortunately, the bus exploded, destroying his foot in the process.
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Post by Shade on Jan 24, 2006 17:59:31 GMT -5
4) Fortunately, jim is part starfish, and can grow back his foot.
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Post by Justin Stone/Antonio Baine on Jan 24, 2006 18:54:01 GMT -5
Unfortunately, Jim's new foot is infected with lime disease.
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Post by Shade on Jan 24, 2006 19:24:35 GMT -5
5) Fortunately, jim went to Jesus, and Jesus heald him...
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 25, 2006 12:23:32 GMT -5
6) Unfortunately, Jesus has Split-Personality disorder and turned to Satan and scorched him.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Jan 25, 2006 17:19:36 GMT -5
(Please start numbering correctly. Justin and tyrant0, please number your posts here. And finally, please stop using Jesus in the game. A lot of people will take that the wrong way.)
8) Fortunately, Jim's part black mage and has the ability to absorb flame, so he laughs as he's scorched (which doesn't affect him) and then he teleports away to his own home.
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 25, 2006 20:34:24 GMT -5
9) Unfortunately, his evil dog Rock was growling with an insatiable hunger as he eyed Jim.
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Post by Cpt. Piers on Jan 26, 2006 11:42:57 GMT -5
10) Fortunately, Jim ate him first.
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