The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim.

mantis Survivalist Posts: 74	The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim. Oct 26, 2006 8:34:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mantis on Oct 26, 2006 8:34:04 GMT -5 14) Fortunately since he is a cyber ninja, his programing restores his name back to Jim and his amnesia goes away.
	Character: Name: Dart Aran Occu: RPD( Secretly Umbrella) age:23 Weapons: 9mm baretta pistol Name: Piers Occu: None age:15 weapons: 9mm barreta pistol

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The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim. Oct 26, 2006 8:43:21 GMT -5

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Post by Lunapocalypse on Oct 26, 2006 8:43:21 GMT -5

15) Unfortunately he was hit by another car and everything that happened on the No. 13 post re ocurred. Then him being a cybORG (Not cyber) ninja flew away because it was so terribly un-original.

You better hide, or learn how to climb, 'cause you're coming with me.

mantis Survivalist Posts: 74	The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim. Oct 26, 2006 8:45:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mantis on Oct 26, 2006 8:45:45 GMT -5 16) Fortunately, Jim isnt allowed to change to Trevor, so, he stays Jim... turns yellow, and gets the code name Cyrax, while still being Jim.
	Character: Name: Dart Aran Occu: RPD( Secretly Umbrella) age:23 Weapons: 9mm baretta pistol Name: Piers Occu: None age:15 weapons: 9mm barreta pistol

Lunapocalypse Legend [ h+ ] Two men walk into a bar. Rick Grimes shoots them. Posts: 8,139	The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim. Oct 26, 2006 9:25:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lunapocalypse on Oct 26, 2006 9:25:36 GMT -5 17) Unfortunately Cyrax is classed as a pathetic pokemon name and Jim is killed. Trevor 2.0 takes his place.
	You better hide, or learn how to climb, 'cause you're coming with me.

mantis Survivalist Posts: 74	The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim. Oct 26, 2006 10:00:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mantis on Oct 26, 2006 10:00:52 GMT -5 18)Fortunately, (Cyrax is an ownage name, and its from MK anyways so...) Trevor dies for absolutely no reason what so ever. Then Jim comes back! NOW IMMORTAL and unable to be replaced by Trevor!
	Character: Name: Dart Aran Occu: RPD( Secretly Umbrella) age:23 Weapons: 9mm baretta pistol Name: Piers Occu: None age:15 weapons: 9mm barreta pistol

Lunapocalypse Legend [ h+ ] Two men walk into a bar. Rick Grimes shoots them. Posts: 8,139	The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim. Oct 26, 2006 10:26:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lunapocalypse on Oct 26, 2006 10:26:49 GMT -5 19) Unfortunately thats a load of crap and Jim dies again from being fatalitised by a lame pokemon creature. Trev then pwns the pokemon creature, dominating all.
	You better hide, or learn how to climb, 'cause you're coming with me.

mantis Survivalist Posts: 74	The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim. Oct 26, 2006 11:52:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mantis on Oct 26, 2006 11:52:47 GMT -5 20) Fortunately, Chuck Norris comes and kills Trev, then declares that no-one excetp Jim shall be the main character of this story.
	Character: Name: Dart Aran Occu: RPD( Secretly Umbrella) age:23 Weapons: 9mm baretta pistol Name: Piers Occu: None age:15 weapons: 9mm barreta pistol

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The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim. Oct 26, 2006 14:25:20 GMT -5

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Post by Mister Penning on Oct 26, 2006 14:25:20 GMT -5

21) Unfortunately, Jim accidentally ****ed off Chuck and Chuck Norris knocked his head off with a round house kick to the face.

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1) Fortunately, while walking down the street, Jim stumbled across an envelope filled with $50,000

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Colt Python(6/6)

Lunapocalypse Legend [ h+ ] Two men walk into a bar. Rick Grimes shoots them. Posts: 8,139	The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim. Oct 26, 2006 17:51:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lunapocalypse on Oct 26, 2006 17:51:16 GMT -5 2) Unfortunately the name on the envelope said 'Trev' so Jim gave the envelope to Trev and Trev is now the main character of the story with $50,000.
	You better hide, or learn how to climb, 'cause you're coming with me.

Mister Penning Survivalist ...dead flowers, bottles, and bones... Posts: 93	The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim. Oct 26, 2006 21:06:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mister Penning on Oct 26, 2006 21:06:24 GMT -5 3) Fortunately, Trev was mugged and killed for the money on his way home and Jim became the main character yet again.
	Dave Penning Fine Weapon: 9mm Handgun(8/12) Henry Barr Caution Weapon: Beretta 9mm(3/15) Colt Python(6/6)

Lunapocalypse Legend [ h+ ] Two men walk into a bar. Rick Grimes shoots them. Posts: 8,139	The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim. Oct 27, 2006 1:53:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lunapocalypse on Oct 27, 2006 1:53:42 GMT -5 4) But people hell hated that idea and turned Jim into Trev because Trev is hell cool...
	You better hide, or learn how to climb, 'cause you're coming with me.

mantis Survivalist Posts: 74	The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim. Oct 27, 2006 8:04:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mantis on Oct 27, 2006 8:04:04 GMT -5 5) Fortunately, Dod likes Jim better so he revives Jim, and sentences Trev to an eternity in hell.
	Character: Name: Dart Aran Occu: RPD( Secretly Umbrella) age:23 Weapons: 9mm baretta pistol Name: Piers Occu: None age:15 weapons: 9mm barreta pistol

Lunapocalypse Legend [ h+ ] Two men walk into a bar. Rick Grimes shoots them. Posts: 8,139	The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim. Oct 27, 2006 8:54:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lunapocalypse on Oct 27, 2006 8:54:10 GMT -5 6) Unfortunately (Fortunately) Trev becomes the devils b*tch and does his evil biddings before getting his revenge on Jim and killing him taking his place instantly.
	You better hide, or learn how to climb, 'cause you're coming with me.

mantis Survivalist Posts: 74	The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim. Oct 27, 2006 9:03:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mantis on Oct 27, 2006 9:03:25 GMT -5 7) Fortunately, since God is stronger than Satan, God revives Jim and permanantly destroys Trevor, along with Satan.
	Character: Name: Dart Aran Occu: RPD( Secretly Umbrella) age:23 Weapons: 9mm baretta pistol Name: Piers Occu: None age:15 weapons: 9mm barreta pistol

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The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim. Oct 27, 2006 15:25:26 GMT -5

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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Oct 27, 2006 15:25:26 GMT -5

8) Unfortunately, Jim gets in the way of the banana hammer and takes 9523 damage. He is barely alive and is very wounded.

8.5) Fortunately, Z-Ramm was actually aiming for Trevor, who was permanently banned from the universe. Forever. Along with all other possible Trevors and their replacements.

Yes, the next post should still be a Fortunately.

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