Dehgan
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Post by Dehgan on Nov 1, 2006 14:12:01 GMT -5
9)Fortunately, the force from being Hit with a Banana hammer knocked him into the hospital where he was treated and later released.
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Post by Lunapocalypse on Nov 2, 2006 9:29:11 GMT -5
10) Unfotrunately Jim had tie in's with the local mafia and they did a drive by poppin' a cap in his ass.
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Post by Dehgan on Nov 2, 2006 14:17:37 GMT -5
11) Fortunately, The cap they popped in his ass was a collectible worth several million dollars.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Nov 2, 2006 16:25:49 GMT -5
12) Unfortunately, the mafia realized this, and came back after Jim to steal the collectible cap... ew... anyway....
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Post by Dehgan on Nov 2, 2006 22:05:12 GMT -5
13)Fourtunately, Jim survives the ass cap removal((Wow that sounds really dirty...)) and continues to live his life, and meets a girl whom he falls in love with.
((You ever get the feeling you've set someone up for their impending demise?))
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Post by Lunapocalypse on Nov 3, 2006 1:51:40 GMT -5
14) The girl was actually a man Unfortunately...and Jim waz liek "eweweweweewewewewewew"
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Nov 3, 2006 16:34:17 GMT -5
15) Fortunately, Jim finds another girl, this time real, who is his true true love.
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Post by Dehgan on Nov 3, 2006 16:42:36 GMT -5
16) unfortunately, The girl is the Mafia boss's' daughter.
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Post by Cpt. Piers on Nov 3, 2006 19:34:52 GMT -5
17) Fortunately, he likes Jim, and makes him a Gang Boss.
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Post by Dehgan on Nov 3, 2006 20:14:11 GMT -5
18) unfortunately, Jim is shoot by a rival Gang While valiantly protecting the Mafia.
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Post by GiLmOrE_GiRl on Nov 3, 2006 20:33:48 GMT -5
19) Fortunately, It was all a dream and Jim wakes up and is happily married with 2 kids.
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Post by Lunapocalypse on Nov 4, 2006 5:31:16 GMT -5
20) Unfortunately it was a double dream and Jim wakes up again tied to a chair bruised and such, the Don then says "You slept with my daughter you prick, and now it's time to die," Jim looks to his left fast enough to see an aluminium bat flying in his direction.
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Post by Dehgan on Nov 4, 2006 14:31:54 GMT -5
Fourtunately, the Don's daughter comes in and saves him at the last minute.
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Post by GiLmOrE_GiRl on Nov 4, 2006 15:13:38 GMT -5
End Of Game
New Game 1) Unfortunately, Jim wakes up one day to find that everyone on earth has died except himself
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Post by Satanslittlehelper on Nov 4, 2006 15:35:21 GMT -5
2) fortunately trevor walks up and hands jim a million dollars and hugs jim after saying sorry for trying to take his place in the past.
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