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Post by GiLmOrE_GiRl on Nov 4, 2006 23:50:39 GMT -5
3)Unfortunately, Trevor is not real and if he was he would be dead. So Jim is poor and lonely wondering where everyone is.
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Dehgan
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Post by Dehgan on Nov 5, 2006 11:58:45 GMT -5
Fortunately, Jim realizes that since everyone is dead, and all systems in the world are still miraculously working, he gets Everything for free.
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Nov 5, 2006 12:42:46 GMT -5
19) Unfortunately, the explosion causes a rip in space time, causing Jim to meet his evil twin, Mij.
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Post by Satanslittlehelper on Nov 5, 2006 21:28:11 GMT -5
20)fortunately jim has a gun and he shoots mij in the head.
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Dehgan
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Post by Dehgan on Nov 6, 2006 9:12:02 GMT -5
210 Unfortunately, If Mij dies, Jim dies. So Jims head explodes.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Nov 6, 2006 16:39:16 GMT -5
Way to kill everything UDG... check the Next Page button... and dehgan, please remember to number your posts...
We're ignoring all posts after UDG's at this point and continuing from dehgan's would-be #4, "Fortunately, Jim realizes that since everyone is dead, and all systems in the world are still miraculously working, he gets Everything for free."
5) Unfortunately, there is no one to help when Jim trips and breaks both of his legs.
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Post by GiLmOrE_GiRl on Nov 7, 2006 18:28:39 GMT -5
6) Fortunately, Aliens come and take pity on Jim and help his legs heal
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Dehgan
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Post by Dehgan on Nov 7, 2006 21:41:04 GMT -5
7)unfortunately, Jim's legs develop a mind of their own and set out to conquer the indigenous population of earth...namely Jim's torso.
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Post by Satanslittlehelper on Dec 14, 2006 0:44:44 GMT -5
8) fortunately jims torso also has a mind of its own countering the other mind but the torso mind is has it in for the greater good.
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Post by konane on Jan 5, 2007 0:05:23 GMT -5
9) Unfortunately, Konane comes in with a 84mm Carl Gustav, and blasts Jim at point blank range.
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Mad Jackal
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Post by Mad Jackal on Jan 5, 2007 4:18:00 GMT -5
10) Fortunatly the weapon backfires and kills Konane saving Jim from harm.
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Post by Big Boss, Lord of Light on Jan 5, 2007 11:23:41 GMT -5
11) Unfortunatly Jim was called in for Jury Duty and has five minutes to show up in court or he will be held in contempt of court.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Jan 6, 2007 20:11:44 GMT -5
12) Fortunately, Jim teleports there and is 4 minutes and 58 seconds early.
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Post by Reaper on Jan 7, 2007 15:29:48 GMT -5
12) Unfortunately Jim is in the wrong court room, and he has to make it up three flights of stairs in 4 minutes and 58 seconds
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Jan 13, 2007 12:42:27 GMT -5
13) Fortunately, Jim teleports up the set of stairs.
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