Leo
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Post by Leo on Feb 8, 2007 1:22:03 GMT -5
9) Fortunately, Jim murders the pirates, freeing his girlfriend.
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helix
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Post by helix on Feb 12, 2007 13:10:07 GMT -5
10) Unfortunately, his girlfriend turned out to be a cross dressing pirate all along
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Idiosyncrasy
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Post by Idiosyncrasy on Feb 12, 2007 17:04:45 GMT -5
11) Fortunately, the cross-dressing pirate was once an extra in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie, and Jim is able to coerce his ex-'girl'friend into introducing him to Keira Knightley.
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Leo
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Post by Leo on Feb 12, 2007 22:25:23 GMT -5
12) Unfortunately, Keira is obsessed with Jim, and stalks him at the dead of night.
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helix
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Post by helix on Feb 13, 2007 6:29:32 GMT -5
^ Fortunately, other stalkers come out in the dead of night and kidnap keira, killing her in a satanic ritual in the name of spongebob square pants, praise be to the yellow dark god!
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Post by Reaper on Feb 13, 2007 13:42:43 GMT -5
13) Unfortunately, Keira comes back as a ghost and haunts Jim in his bedroom.
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Post by Michael Angelo on Feb 13, 2007 13:59:19 GMT -5
14) Fortunately, Jim was best friends with the Ghost Busters.
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Leo
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Post by Leo on Feb 13, 2007 19:36:07 GMT -5
You guys screwed it up. You skipped one.
16) Unfortunately, the Ghost Busters die in a car wreck on the way to his house.
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Post by Michael Angelo on Feb 13, 2007 20:22:38 GMT -5
(That should of been fifteen, this would be sixteen))
16) Fortunately, Jim had his own ghost vacuum which he used to try and vacuum up the ghost of his cross dressing pirate ex-girlfriend.
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Post by Lunapocalypse on Feb 13, 2007 23:21:03 GMT -5
(No, Peter's right, that should have been 16. Helix didn't number his so the line screwed. Which means yours should be 17.)
18) Unfortunately Jim is dreaming, and wakes up in bed next to his cross dressing pirate ex-girlfriend.
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Post by LTI on Feb 14, 2007 4:45:33 GMT -5
19)Fortunately, Jim is a master of magic, and Houdinis into a local Starbucks.
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Leo
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Post by Leo on Feb 14, 2007 4:49:53 GMT -5
20) Unfortunately, the Starbucks is boarded up, and is demolished by a bulldozer a couple seconds after he arrives.
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Post by Nanaya on Feb 19, 2007 17:10:30 GMT -5
21) Fortunately, you are able to grab a cup of coffee before the store gets destroyed.
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Post by Nanaya on Feb 19, 2007 17:41:30 GMT -5
)(OOC: Um . . . take a look at the rules. . . . )(
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Leo
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Post by Leo on Feb 20, 2007 0:32:16 GMT -5
1) Unfortunately, Jim is woman.
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