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Post by .Merios on Feb 20, 2007 0:40:37 GMT -5
2) Fortunately, he learns that he has a million dollars in a swiss bank account, so his gender doesn't matter.
(OOC: My bad, Virus. Still getting into the swing of things.)
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BlueWolf
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Post by BlueWolf on Feb 20, 2007 20:33:46 GMT -5
3) Unfortunately, the bank gets robbed and guess who's account the robber stole from?
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Post by dbooney on Feb 21, 2007 2:17:47 GMT -5
3) Fortunatly, there was extra cash in another account in the Bahamas
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Post by Mirian on Feb 21, 2007 2:54:08 GMT -5
5) Unfortunatly a freak tsunami left the Bahamas at the bottom of the ocean
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Post by Reaper on Feb 21, 2007 7:55:52 GMT -5
6) Fortunately Jim can smooch off his parents for the rest of his life.
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BlueWolf
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Post by BlueWolf on Feb 21, 2007 9:17:42 GMT -5
7) Unfortunately Jim's parents have heart attacks when he is thiryt two.
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Crimson Fox.
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My brain will melt soon.
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Post by Crimson Fox. on Feb 21, 2007 15:23:48 GMT -5
8) Fortunately a weird angel came to earth and gave Jim's parents live again, now he can talk to his parents the adventures he has passed.
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Post by Mirian on Feb 22, 2007 1:33:45 GMT -5
9) Unfortunatly a car crash left Jim unable to speak
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Leo
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Cursing is bad.
So good...
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Post by Leo on Feb 22, 2007 2:49:34 GMT -5
(10 Fortunately, Jim writes what he wants to say on paper.
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BlueWolf
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Post by BlueWolf on Feb 22, 2007 9:43:08 GMT -5
11) Unfortunetaly Jim steals some paper from the local Wal-Mart gets caught and gets sent to prison for twelve years without paper.
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helix
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Who Dares Wins
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Post by helix on Feb 22, 2007 13:27:47 GMT -5
12) Fortunately, he is released for good behavior and becomes preisdent of the USA for his plight and resounding political agenda.
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Post by Nanaya on Feb 22, 2007 15:17:21 GMT -5
13) Unfortunately, he accidentally orders an attack on Japan, and now they have declared war with the USA.
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Idiosyncrasy
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Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
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Post by Idiosyncrasy on Feb 23, 2007 9:14:26 GMT -5
14) Fortunately, Japan's armed forces are much smaller than America's, and the American Army is able to subdue the country and smooth over the situation before too many casualties occur.
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BlueWolf
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Post by BlueWolf on Feb 23, 2007 9:30:03 GMT -5
15)Unfortunately China doesn't like the U.S. AND get North Vietnam to attack American troops in Japan.
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Post by Mirian on Feb 23, 2007 14:37:26 GMT -5
16) Fortunatly Jim has a silver tongue, and after weeks of negotiations is able to come to a truce with all hostile forces
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