The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim.

[BlueWolf]

4.)Unfortunately, Jim is very sad that he killed his grandmother and goes into a deep depresion.

[Lunapocalypse]

5.) Fortunately, Jim goes to IRSBIKMGMA (I'm Really Sad Because I Killed My Grand Mother Anonymous) and gets through his depression.

[Shogun Liquid©]

6.) Unfortunately, the dead Grandmother rises again from the grave.

[Lunapocalypse]

7) Fortunately that is so Unfortunately that the Fortune in it being Fortunate is dangerously Unfortunate in anything being mildly link to Fortune or a word that may resemble Fortunate or Unfortunate because of the math that has to be done to make any or all things Fortunate or Unfortunate without actually saying the word Fortunately in the sense of foretold Unfortunate can be Fortunately Fortunate.

[Shogun Liquid©]

8.) Unfortunately, the above statement has been nulled. Therefore enabling posters to use the words "Fortunately" and "Unfortunately" without suffering paradoxes.

[BlueWolf]

9).Fortunately the grandmother zombie is killed before she is able to bite someone and Jim gets all of his inheritance money.

[luietenant]

unfortunate as he a bully steals all of the money jim had inherited

[SpyHunter]

11) (what just happpened?) fortunately he had Identity Theft prrotection and gets his money back

[Shogun Liquid©]

Unfortunately, then again, the IRS notices the huge amount of money and forces Jim to pay his taxes.

[Mikey]

Fortunatly, the IRS drops into the ocean, so no one has to pay taxes ever again, most importantly, Jim.

[Shogun Liquid©]

Unfortunately, no-one bothered to tell Jim that the IRS knows how to swim in the ocean and eventually make it back to America where they find him and sentence him to life in prison.

[Mikey]

Fortunatly, the courtroom blows up, killing the IRS, and everyone else. Unfortunatly, Jim dies too.

[Shogun Liquid©]

( ()' You're suppose to leave the "Unfortunately" to the next poster. Read the rules.)


Fortunately when Jim dies, Umbrella snatches his body along with the IRS people and turn them into an Army of One.

[Mikey]

)(Sorry.)(

Unfortunatly, an army of one has only one person, so they fight it out to the death to see who the one is.

[Shogun Liquid©]

Fortunately, they settle their differences and attack Jim's friends.