panic
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Post by panic on May 30, 2007 16:07:05 GMT -5
Unfortunatly, Jims friends release a army of bears with laser beams attatched to there heads to combat them.
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Post by Nicholai on May 31, 2007 18:57:31 GMT -5
Fortunately, Jim still has a wad of anti-laser beam paper in his pocket, he simply wraps himself in it and voila. After a few days the bears die of hunger, after their beams had no effect on Jim.
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panic
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Post by panic on Jun 1, 2007 22:32:13 GMT -5
Unfortunately the dead bears attract mutated vultures who swoop above Jim ready to attack.
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Post by Mikey on Jun 4, 2007 4:32:27 GMT -5
Fourtunatly, Jim was wearing his anti-mutated vulture underpants, so he had nothing to worry about.
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panic
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Post by panic on Jun 4, 2007 11:06:12 GMT -5
Unfortunatly, a sideaffect of Jims vulture repelant underpants was the attraction of lions, all surrounding Jim ready to attack.
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on Jun 4, 2007 11:09:33 GMT -5
Fortunately, all the lions surrouding him were in fact, cute loveable and playful lions that only want to be petted, loved and hugged.
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panic
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Post by panic on Jun 4, 2007 11:59:03 GMT -5
Unfortunatly, jim accidently cuts him self on one of the lions claws. When the lions see the blood they all become enraged and begin to attack Jim.
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Post by Mikey on Jun 5, 2007 3:50:53 GMT -5
Fortunatly, they have small attention spans and get bored with Jim after a few seconds and run off.
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panic
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Post by panic on Jun 5, 2007 10:46:31 GMT -5
Unfortunatley, it only takes a few seconds of being attacked by a pack of vicous lions to mortally wound you.... Jim is bleeding like a siv.
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Post by Gabbi Shrine on Jun 5, 2007 13:37:11 GMT -5
Fortunatley he has a first aid spray
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panic
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Post by panic on Jun 5, 2007 15:32:58 GMT -5
Unfortunatly its a empty first aid spray.
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Post by Joshy on Jun 5, 2007 16:29:36 GMT -5
Fortunately,He had another first aid spray was full and worked
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panic
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Post by panic on Jun 5, 2007 16:37:42 GMT -5
Unfortunatly Jim forgot he was alergic to first aid spray, and breaks out into a deadly rash and his wind pipe closes off.
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Post by Gabbi Shrine on Jun 5, 2007 18:08:51 GMT -5
Fortunatley it was not snowing outside and cold letting him focus on his issue
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Post by Mikey on Jun 6, 2007 3:46:21 GMT -5
)(Wait, what?)(
Unfortunatly, it starts to snow, for what its worth.
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