The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim.

[Shogun Liquid©]

Fortunately, he finds a T-Virus sample on the ground and injects it on himself, curing his problem.

[Joshy]

Unfortunately,the Virus was mutating him into a mutant monster.

[Mikey]

Fortunatly, he finds some anti-virus as well.

[Gabbi Shrine]

Unfortunatley another zombie grabs it first and runs away mwahahahahahahaha

[Shogun Liquid©]

Fortunately, Jim has a maxed out, tuned out, Broken Butterfly, which he aims at the zombie's head as it runs away and fires, exploding the zombie's head in a splash of pink mist, watching as a split second later its severed body hits the ground, its body covered in a dark pool of blood. Jim walks to it, snatches the anti-virus and injects himself.

[Mikey]

Unfortunatly, its full of zombie blood, so its infected as well.

[Shogun Liquid©]

Fortunately, the zombie's blood in it is retarded, so it has no effect on Jim.

[Mikey]

Unfortunatly, there is one zombies cell that is ok, and it infects Jim.

[Joshy]

Fortunatly,Jim turns invinsible when he becomes a zombie and he can still talk

[Mikey]

Unfortunatly, he is stupid like a zombie and can only say "Hi, I'm jim."

[.357 Desert Eagle]

fourtunately he knows a couple of other idiots...

[Shogun Liquid©]

Unfortunately, by saying "Hi I'm Jim!", the other idiots take notice and gang bang Jim.

[Joshy]

Fortunatly,when the zombies beat him Jim turned back into a human

[Mikey]

Unforunatly, the gang bang wasnt a beating...

[Shogun Liquid©]

Fortunately they were using protection.