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Post by Raider on Nov 3, 2007 18:04:10 GMT -5
21) Unfortunatley, he explodes from becoming too buff. *BOOM*
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Post by Joshy on Nov 11, 2007 16:07:52 GMT -5
1. Fortunately Jim just saived 15% on his car insurance by swiching over to gieko.
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Post by Raider on Nov 15, 2007 18:03:02 GMT -5
2) Unfortunatley, the Geko goes crazy and tries to kill you and get his money back.
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on Nov 15, 2007 18:21:08 GMT -5
Fortunately, its just a Geicko, so you just squash it with your foot and be off.
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Post by Joshy on Nov 23, 2007 20:17:45 GMT -5
4. Unfortunatly, this talking Giecko is special because it's immortal. It reveives and comes after you with a rocket launcher.
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on Nov 24, 2007 12:05:16 GMT -5
Fortunately, you squash it with your foot again as it screams in a twisted agony of death. Then Jim runs away.
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Post by Biohazardous. on Nov 24, 2007 20:18:44 GMT -5
Unfortuneatly, he trips and lands flat on his face in a pile of elephant poo.
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Post by Joshy on Nov 25, 2007 14:21:51 GMT -5
7. Fortunately, He realized it was only chocolate which is what he loves.
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Post by Snake on Nov 26, 2007 17:02:58 GMT -5
Unfortunately Homer Simpson appears, armed with a baseball bat, and proceeds to beat Jim up.
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Post by Biohazardous. on Nov 26, 2007 19:42:00 GMT -5
Fortuneately, Homer is too drunk to even see straight, so, he misses Jim completely.
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on Nov 26, 2007 20:30:49 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the evil green Geicko lizard gets revived and goes towards Jim, its huge cute eyes staring at him menacingly.
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Post by Snake on Nov 27, 2007 14:37:38 GMT -5
Fortunately Jim owns a pet metal gear rex, which does not need someone to control it. It obliterates the Geiko/gecko/geico......
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Post by Raider on Dec 3, 2007 22:09:06 GMT -5
12) Unforunatley, the Rex breaks down...
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on Dec 6, 2007 22:08:18 GMT -5
Fortunately, it saved 15% or more in Metal Gear insurance because of Geicko.
Jim then uses the money to buy a country.
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Post by Raider on Dec 8, 2007 1:50:54 GMT -5
13) Unforutatley, the money only works in Australia, and they won't let him buy Australia.
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