vixen
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Post by vixen on Dec 14, 2007 21:36:31 GMT -5
14. Fortunately Jim's old buddy from Vietnam lives in Australia, and with his help Jim is able to invest in a lovely Australian time share.
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Post by Closet Mobster on Dec 17, 2007 16:51:28 GMT -5
15. Unfortunately Jim's old buddy is also a psychopath and attempts to murder Jim in his sleep.
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on Dec 18, 2007 18:08:56 GMT -5
Fortunately, Jim knows how to scream like a girl, which incapacitates the psychopath, and runs away like a wuss to safety.
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Post by Gabriel on Dec 18, 2007 18:11:22 GMT -5
unfortunately, Jim trips on a stick and lands on a nest of fiddler crabs
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vixen
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Post by vixen on Dec 21, 2007 14:42:55 GMT -5
18. Fortunately the fiddler crabs are far more interested in playing their wee fiddles than they are in eating Jim
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on Dec 21, 2007 17:56:30 GMT -5
Unfortunately, Jim catches one of the Fiddler Crabs and decides to do a barbeque infront of them, infuriating the other crabs as they form a Legion and attack Jim.
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Post by Joshy on Dec 21, 2007 21:34:20 GMT -5
20. Fortunatley, I'ms snemy the Gecko wants to kill Jim first so he fights the crabs from getting near him while Jim makes his way back to safety in his home.
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on Dec 30, 2007 18:14:43 GMT -5
Unfortunately, after fighting the crabs, the Geico lizard traces Jim to his house.
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Post by Big Boss, Lord of Light on Jan 3, 2008 19:08:06 GMT -5
Well, as rules state, it is time to restart Jim's adventure....
1) Fortunately, Jim saved a cat stuck in a tree.
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on Jan 3, 2008 22:41:41 GMT -5
2.) Unfortunately, a Soviet made T-55 Tank bursts from Jim's house and fires an HE round towards the tree, bursting it to a billion splinters and roasting the cat in the process.
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Post by .Merios on Jan 5, 2008 19:52:08 GMT -5
3.) Fortunately, Jim managed to get away in time and escape to the safety of the road.
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on Jan 5, 2008 21:20:03 GMT -5
4.) Unfortunately, the T-55 recalibrates its cannon and fires again towards Jim.
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Gray Fox
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Post by Gray Fox on Jan 12, 2008 18:32:31 GMT -5
5.) Fortunataly for Jim, the round misfires, destroying the tank.
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Post by soldier on Jan 13, 2008 14:24:59 GMT -5
6) Unfortunately, Jims brand new car was blown to hell from the tank being shot from the cannon.
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Gray Fox
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Post by Gray Fox on Jan 13, 2008 16:02:27 GMT -5
7. Fortunately, he had it insured with Allstate, and it was replaced with a slightly used automobile.
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