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Post by thegunny on Oct 13, 2008 12:00:08 GMT -5
19. Unfortunately, because of gas prices, the only helicopter that had enough money to fly was a drug cartel's that was smuggling drugs, meaning they possibly could be shot down or the pilot who was high could crash it.
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Post by mastermind on Oct 13, 2008 12:01:45 GMT -5
20. Fortunately, there was a parachute which Jim used to jump out with when he found that the pilot was high
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Post by OompaLoompaFan75 on Dec 23, 2008 2:21:58 GMT -5
21. Unfortunately for Jim, after he landed safely, he was stranded from any main roads within a ten mile radius.
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Post by Ascending_1 on Feb 10, 2009 12:44:15 GMT -5
22.) Fortunately for Jim, Extraterrestrials [[Aliens!  ]] come down to offer him a ride in their flying saucer. |
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Post by Shogun Liquid© on Feb 11, 2009 12:05:02 GMT -5
23.) Unfortunately (and you knew this was coming) they do an Anal Probe on him then drop in the middle of Antartica.
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Post by soldier on Feb 11, 2009 15:03:08 GMT -5
23) Fortunately he got it out (which we reall don't need that much detail about it) and so now he's free man.
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Post by Adam "Burton" White on Mar 2, 2009 17:25:12 GMT -5
24) Unfortunatley he wile walking through the snow, the ice broke and he fell into the water, where a bunch of killer whales try to maul him.
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Post by OompaLoompaFan75 on Mar 16, 2009 1:33:45 GMT -5
25. Fortunately, "Global Warming" scares the Killer Whales away, and he climbed back onto the ice, and its not cold enough to freeze him to death because of "Global Warmning".
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Post by rezidentevilman on Apr 5, 2009 1:43:08 GMT -5
26. Unfortunately, Jim melted because of the global warmning.
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Post by thechazmasta on Apr 12, 2009 2:51:58 GMT -5
Restart!
1. fartunatly he gets laid at age 9
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Post by OompaLoompaFan75 on May 5, 2009 12:14:06 GMT -5
2. .........Unfortunately, he had no knowledge of what a condom was...
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Post by Eamon on May 5, 2009 14:53:31 GMT -5
3. Fortunately, he was sterile
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Post by regenerator on Jun 15, 2009 20:02:34 GMT -5
4.unfortunatly,the woman somehow got pregnant with 8 kids and he now is being sued for rape!  |
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Post by Eamon on Jun 16, 2009 8:30:15 GMT -5
5. Fortunately, the jury and judge were friends of his and easily bribable.
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Post by triggerhappyturtle on Jul 1, 2009 16:59:06 GMT -5
Unfortunatley. The lady cuts of his junk in his sleep.
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