The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game :: Poor Jim.

[xxthearcang31xx]

22) Unfortunately, there is a shortage of chairs...

[mastermind]

1) Fortunately, Jim finds the fountain of youth.

[xxthearcang31xx]

2) Unfortunately, he stayed in too long and reverted to an infant...

[Alex]

3) Fortunately, he can now fix all the mistakes he made in his past, by starting life anew.

[Rosetta]

4) Unfortunately, Father Time didn't like Jim mucking about with the Space Time Continuum, so he banished him to before the Big Bang.

[xxthearcang31xx]

5) Fortunately Jim then became God

[rezidentevilman]

6) Unfortunately, Jim lost universal power and then was forced to live a life of misery.

[Eamon]

7) Fortunately, someone put him out of his misery

[rezidentevilman]

8) Unfortunately, that someone was Father Time, who was still angry at Jim, and so Father Time reverted Jim into a miserable crying baby.

[mastermind]

9) Fortunately, Jim somehow managed to gain some of Father Time's powers and changed everything back to the way it was before he discovered the fountain of youth.

[Kalonov Dyne]

10) Unfortunately, you just created a time paradox and the universe collapsed, killing even Jim and Father Time.

[rezidentevilman]

11) Fortunately, a distant solar system's planet crashed into it's own Sun after losing Pluto's distant gravitational pull, causing magma to burst out and make a new solar system, then everyone magically popped back to life because an unknown force made everything back normal, cept Mars was gone.

[Darth Revan]

12) Unfortunately, now that Mars is gone, so is Martian Manhunter, so Jim never gets to meet the green man.

[Big Boss, Lord of Light]

13) Fortunately, Jim no longer has to fear an incoming invasion of Martians and Martian machines.

[rezidentevilman]

14) Unfortunately, Jim gets an infestation of man-eating termites in his house.