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Post by TwztdReality on Jan 17, 2006 21:25:59 GMT -5
I did the moonwalk on TV and the police arrested me for copyright...a guy named Molly choked me to death in jail.
COD: Bobble Head doll
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Jan 21, 2006 11:10:11 GMT -5
i swallowed a bobble head doll and choked to death while nodding
COD:N64
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Post by Cpt. Piers on Jan 21, 2006 11:29:39 GMT -5
I play Superman 64 on my N64 and die from shame.
COD: Mousemat.
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Jan 22, 2006 13:08:06 GMT -5
i was updating my forums when my mousepad came alive and strangled me
COD: postal worker
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Post by Cpt. Piers on Jan 22, 2006 13:42:41 GMT -5
I get my letters delivered, then I trip and kill myself on the postman's boots.
COD: Cell phone.
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 22, 2006 19:17:29 GMT -5
I was talking on someone's cell phone that I found at the airport. Come to find out, it belonged to Billy the Braincrusher. 'nuff said.
COD: fresh air
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tyrant0
Alive
Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life
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Post by tyrant0 on Jan 24, 2006 15:05:07 GMT -5
I was thrown out of the house one day so I could get some fresh air. As I was walking along taking an evening stroll, the so called "fresh air" turned on me by providing a nearby forest enough oxygen to combust. The resulting inferno charred me to death.
Cause: Former President Nixon.
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 25, 2006 12:25:14 GMT -5
I used to work for Former President Nixon, but I was supposedly involved with the Watergate scandal, and some extremist picked me off the next day.
COD: duct tape
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Jan 26, 2006 14:29:23 GMT -5
duct tape is a cure all, except for choking, unfortunately my good freing dosent know that.
COD: cave
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 27, 2006 8:56:06 GMT -5
I saw a cave and got curious, so I walked inside, and the cave fell in on me.
COD: virtual memory
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Jan 27, 2006 16:23:36 GMT -5
I tried to compile the Microsoft Windows code with only 10MB of virtual memory, and my computer decided to explode. I was incinerated in the explosion. Toasty.
COD: Dunkin' Donuts
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 27, 2006 19:45:53 GMT -5
I went to Dunkin' Donuts once and shouted "Krispy Kremes rules!" and an angry mob of policmen massacred me with batons.
COD: First Aid Spray
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Post by Escachick357 on Jan 27, 2006 20:57:30 GMT -5
I got injured and used a first aid spray. Unfortunately, I wasn't thinking and sprayed the stuff in my eyes, blinding me. I stumbled off a cliff.
COD: siblings
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 28, 2006 12:51:01 GMT -5
I had just gotten back from a fantastic vacation, only to be greeted by my horde of siblings. The massive number of them overwhelmed me, and i died of a heart attack:
Next Item: Hair dye
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Jan 28, 2006 13:02:33 GMT -5
I decide i want to have multi colored hair and go to my local Salon to get my hair dyed. However, there is a tragic accident when a hair dresser finds her last donut eaten by a coworker... the dye in my hair is thrown all over my body, making me look like some psycho monster thing. I run out of the salon screaming "BLAAAARGH! BLAAARGH!" and am shot by a police officer.
COD: RERPG.
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