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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Dec 26, 2005 12:08:54 GMT -5
In this game, you have to specify a cause of death for the next poster. The next poster has to die (hilariously) in some way related to the cause of death that the previous poster specified. In your post, you also specify a cause of death for the next poster.
Example: Z-Ramm: "Next poster's COD: Muffins." UDG: "I ate a muffin that was concealing a bomb. I exploded and died. Next COD: Peanuts." Z-Ramm: "Some guy threw a REALLY HUGE PEANUT at me and it knocked me out. I then suffered head trauma and died. Next COD: Zombies."
OK, here we go. Next poster's cause of death: A squid.
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Dec 27, 2005 14:15:31 GMT -5
i ate a squid that wasn't quite cooked and i died of salmanela
COD: toilet paper
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Post by Sir Ostrich of Yorktowne on Dec 27, 2005 15:02:56 GMT -5
I tried to use toilet paper as a tight rope over a shark pit
COD: Green Eggs & Ham
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Dec 27, 2005 16:50:57 GMT -5
I read the book about green eggs and ham and decided to cook myself green eggs and ham. Upon trying the green food, i find that it sucks. I then find Dr. Sues, who wrote 'Green eggs and Ham' and assault him. A nearby bystander helps Sues, who then takes a can of Sprite and throws it at me. I die of a concusion.
COD: After School Specials
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Post by Escachick357 on Dec 27, 2005 17:25:30 GMT -5
ooc: I think Dr. Suess is dead already.
I watch the After School Specials and after learning all the stuff in the specials, I go insane and jump off the bridge separating the island I live on between the mainland. I drown in the ocean.
COD: camera
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Post by Sir Ostrich of Yorktowne on Dec 27, 2005 17:28:56 GMT -5
The flash from the camera was so bright I couldn't see for three days and during that time I though a cop was a chick so I grabbed his a$$ and he beat me to death
COD: Z-Ramm
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Dec 27, 2005 17:55:54 GMT -5
Z-Ramm, in a cudeta, assasinates me in a matrix style shootout.
COD: Yummy cupcakes
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Post by The Final Evil on Dec 27, 2005 18:34:53 GMT -5
I over eat cupcakes and die of a combination of sugar posioning and heart faluire.
COD: Pencil sharpener
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Post by Escachick357 on Dec 28, 2005 3:51:21 GMT -5
I stupidly stick my finger in the sharpener, which makes a few cuts in my finger. I die of blood loss.
COD: anime
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Dec 28, 2005 12:17:36 GMT -5
I decide to set a world record for anime watching. I die after 500 hours of watching anime... ironically, from chocking on a potatoe chip.
COD: cute, fuzzy, baby bunnies.
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Post by The Final Evil on Dec 28, 2005 12:18:58 GMT -5
I get surronded in so many bunnys that i suffocate on there fur.
CoD: Floppy Disk
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Dec 28, 2005 13:51:42 GMT -5
I had the cure for AIDS stored on a floppy disk but I accidentally left it next to a magnet. The disk got erased, and my fellow scientists murdered me in rage.
COD: PS2 controller
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Post by Raine on Dec 28, 2005 15:21:29 GMT -5
I had won against my sis in Tekken Tag Tournament for the 10th time so my sis got ****ed off and strangled me to death with the Ps2 controller
COD: fish
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Post by Escachick357 on Dec 28, 2005 15:23:04 GMT -5
I cooked the fish and ate it, but unfortunately didn't cook it good enough and died from food poisoning.
COD: Jerry Springer
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Dec 28, 2005 19:45:14 GMT -5
I was invited to be on Jerry Springer. While being called an Alien Rapist two timing father of 16 kids who I do not pay child welfare for, some hick in the audience shot me.
COD: Love.
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