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Post by Escachick357 on Jan 13, 2006 13:30:19 GMT -5
I decided to grow my hair long thanks to a suggestion from my little sister. While I'm running to catch one of my classes, my hair gets caught in a door and as I run, my neck snaps.
COD: dump truck
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Jan 13, 2006 16:21:16 GMT -5
Jim from the Fortunately/Unfortunately Game is SO ****ed at being maltreated by us that he gets in a dump truck, runs over me, and then dumps 8 tons of dirt over my body. Fast burial.
Next COD: Keychain
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 13, 2006 21:06:54 GMT -5
Some punk threatened me with a Keychain, and I laughed at him, but soon he started digging through me with it until a hole was bored through my skull. It kinda hurt before I died.
COD: Hair plugs
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Post by TwztdReality on Jan 13, 2006 21:18:29 GMT -5
One day my grandpa's hair plugs fell out causing my to slip on them and fall on my Play Station ejecting my Resident Evil: Survivor game into my throat.
I always knew that game would be the death of me XP.
COD: Calculator
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Post by Vice on Jan 14, 2006 17:11:46 GMT -5
While doing my homework, my calculator transformed, ala Transformers, shouted "ROBOTS IN DISGUISE, B*TCH!!" and then beat me to death.
COD: The Spice Girls
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 14, 2006 20:55:36 GMT -5
I went and bought a totally new set of speakers for my sound system, and someone apparently swapped my CD with The Spice Girls cd, I turned the volume om max, and hit play..the rest, as they say, is history.
COD: The Safety Dance
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Jan 15, 2006 10:59:29 GMT -5
i was asked by a bunch of kindergardeners to do the safety dance, i politely refused, so they beat me to death with a stop sign.
COD: jim
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Jan 15, 2006 11:49:04 GMT -5
Jim escapes the Fortunately/Unfortunately thread, straps explosives to himself, and blows up in front of me. Kaboom.
COD: N00bs
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Jan 15, 2006 15:11:59 GMT -5
(never send a N00b to defend the base, i can tell you that) i was playing halo2 with a noob when he got ****ed and threw his controller through my skull.
COD: fire hose
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Post by Escachick357 on Jan 15, 2006 17:04:31 GMT -5
I was walking down the street when my enemies came up with a fire hose. They were mad at me for a reason unknown to me and strangled me with it.
COD: mints
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Jan 15, 2006 18:40:09 GMT -5
When I was a child, I was crushed under a box of mints. After years of intense therapy to releave me of my mint phobea, my therapist decides the only way to cure me is to have a mint. After an hour of staring at the nicely smelling substanance, I eat it. Triumphant, I run out of the therapists proclaiming I have no fear of mints... when I am run over by a 90 ton MAC truck.
COD: over dramaticism.
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Post by Z-Ramm [Inactive] on Jan 16, 2006 15:44:29 GMT -5
I tell UDG that there's no such thing as "over dramaticism," and that if there was, it woudn't have a space in it nor would that be a good way to explain it. UDG grabs a rocket launcher out of nowhere and kills me.
Next COD: Laundry detergent
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Jan 16, 2006 16:14:25 GMT -5
i was doing my laundry when i acidently drank laundry detergent, and couldn't remember the number for poison control.
COD:tooth brush
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Post by Cpt. Piers on Jan 16, 2006 16:16:48 GMT -5
I swallow my toothbrush while giving the whites a good ol' rub-a-dub.
COD: Handkerchief
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Post by Vice on Jan 17, 2006 15:59:41 GMT -5
Using the haky, I sneeze into it, but in the process of doing so manage to suck it up my nose and suffocate myself.
COD-The Moonwalk
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