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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Jan 1, 2006 13:42:51 GMT -5
Some guy named Me gets in my face and won't stop talking. I shoot myself to end the babble.
COD: Carrots
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AzaSharland
Zombie Hunter
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Post by AzaSharland on Jan 1, 2006 13:52:05 GMT -5
My Nan forcefeeds me to tons of carrots causing me to puke my stomach lining and the acid in my stomach kills me
COD:a piece of paper
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 1, 2006 22:57:40 GMT -5
I got ****ed off writing a poem and pushed the paper off my table and it coincidentally slung back at me, delivering a severe papercut to my neck, causing me to bleed to death.
COD: DVDs
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Jan 2, 2006 9:33:59 GMT -5
if you stick dvd's in a toaster they catch on fire and zoom around the hou...(censored for the kiddies)
COD:silver bullets
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 2, 2006 18:06:34 GMT -5
I got shot in the leg by a silver bullet, I didn't know that I was a werewolf at the time.
COD: First model PSX (For those of you who don't know, the Playstation with all the ports on the back, and the reading problem)
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Jan 2, 2006 22:41:38 GMT -5
I buy a brand new PSX, and as it boots up it goes nuclear.
COD: Tekken two and peppermint shnaps.
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Jan 3, 2006 11:56:05 GMT -5
while playing tekken 2 my friend shot a pepperment shnap at the back of my head and it went through my skull.
COD: LDS music
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 11, 2006 22:03:30 GMT -5
(Like I know what that is..) While I was listening to LDS music, I realized my body couldn't tolerate it so I self-destructed
COD: Road map
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Jan 12, 2006 12:04:05 GMT -5
(LDS is "latter day saint music") i had a roadmap of texas, got lost and was killed by the texas chainsaw massacre dude.
COD:hamster
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Post by Escachick357 on Jan 12, 2006 16:20:02 GMT -5
I buy a new pet hamster, but while I'm sleeping the hamster sneaks out of its cage and starts biting me. As it bites, it destroys some of my major veins and/or arteries and I bleed to death.
COD: stuffed bird
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Jan 12, 2006 16:58:28 GMT -5
"my aunt has a stuffed bird. i hate it. i think im going to hide it from her." that note was written by 357, before he was found the next day with a giant beak through his chest.
COD:fuse box
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 12, 2006 18:59:15 GMT -5
I was attempting to regulate the amount of power to my rail gun, so i put in a few fuses..unfortunately, I forgot to take a few specific notes in electricity, and was fortunate enough to fry almost immediately from the conserved energy.
COD: RERPG 1.0
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Post by Vice on Jan 13, 2006 1:31:02 GMT -5
While posting on RERPG 1.0, my monitor exploded sending shards of glass through my eyeballs and up into my brain, killing me before I could kill off another of my characters.
COD: George Dubbya Bush
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Jan 13, 2006 1:45:34 GMT -5
i voted for bush, got sent to iraq and now ive got an RPG in my stomach. (Rocket Propeled Grenade)
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Jan 13, 2006 11:58:25 GMT -5
I realized it's hard to die from nothing, but forgot I can't breathe in nothing either; suffocated and died.
COD: Hair
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