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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Dec 28, 2005 23:36:57 GMT -5
I was proposing to my girlfriend at 255 mph in a rocket car with a large I love you banner hanging from the back. The love of my life actually hated me and heard of the plan before I carried it through when I *found* a romantic gift shop without my brakes. Needless to say, that great car is now ruined.
COD: amoebas
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Dec 29, 2005 11:20:23 GMT -5
i was playing with the amoebas in science class when the dubm@$$ next to me mixed five tons of sodium in five gallons of water. (for those of you who don't know[water+sodium=boom])
COD:firecracker
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Dec 29, 2005 12:43:56 GMT -5
I'm playing with fire crackers when the Fire department shows up. They accidentally run me over in an attempt to put out my firecracker.
COD: The mafia
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Dec 29, 2005 14:04:21 GMT -5
I complained about a bad calzone at the Italian restaurant; then the mafia came outta nowhere and gunned me down.
COD: Fax Machine
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Dec 29, 2005 14:16:09 GMT -5
i was pressing random buttons on the fax machine when the US government showed up at my doorstep with 9mms and shot me to death.
COD:toothpaste
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Dec 29, 2005 14:26:30 GMT -5
I was drinking toothpaste from the tube when I noticed the poison control label if it were over ingested. I rushed to the phone and died after 1-800
COD: pacifist Pantamime
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Dec 30, 2005 8:43:40 GMT -5
my girlfreind said she wanted me to watch the pacifist pantomime with her. i said i'd rather shoot myself...so i did.
COD:ten foot pole
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Dec 30, 2005 12:34:07 GMT -5
Well, my friends dared me to sit on a ten foot pole. You don't wanna know what happened next.
COD: 1 too many cookies
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Dec 30, 2005 13:50:33 GMT -5
(eww) i had one too many cookies and *POP*
COD:katana
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Post by Ðisk-BloodComet Protocol on Dec 30, 2005 14:29:36 GMT -5
I was playing Devil May Cry 3 for a much unreasonable amount of hours, and when I decided to take a break, I picked up my katana and decided to be like Dante. Needless to say, I'm not nearly as talented...
COD: AOL
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Dec 30, 2005 17:00:04 GMT -5
I attempt to sabatoge the evil that is AOL, I get shot in the process... but not before I blow up the central processor. I am a hero.
COD: Super Heroes
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Post by Escachick357 on Dec 30, 2005 22:15:11 GMT -5
I end up being in the wrong place at the wrong time holding a weapon, so I get killed by the super heroes.
COD: chapstick
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Post by UndeadDeadGuy on Dec 31, 2005 0:08:28 GMT -5
While having the greatest day of my life a crazed psycho dude attacks me using chapstick. I put up a valiant fight, but he gets me in the end.
COD: Hanging up christmas lights.
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Post by Escachick357 on Dec 31, 2005 0:16:40 GMT -5
While hanging up Christmas lights on my roof, I trip over one of the loose cords to the lights and fall to my death from my roof.
COD: Willie Wonka
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Post by .357 Desert Eagle on Jan 1, 2006 12:45:42 GMT -5
my brother tied me to a chair and forced me to watch willie wonka for ten consecutive hours.... would'nt that kill anyone?
COD:me
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